PA.

.what's Polish for Vegemite ? anybody know ? ? ?

I wonder what sort of rig, Mortis the crane driver used to extract it?

Homemade VW based 7 cylinder Radial Engine.

There's been many a case of police shootout's in the one room with multiple shooters and no one getting hit. Wyatt Earp, multiple shootouts, was never hit in his entire life (yes I know guns weren't so great back in the day).

So they ask who has the key, no one answers. They grab a pax and shoot em in the head, they ask again, who has the key........

I had my radiator fixed at C&C Radiators in Kent Town one day and got a call that my engine was stuffed. The sump was full of water! Turns out the idiot tried to fill the radiator by using the oil filler.

Car was a Subaru with the oil filler on a pipe coming up from the crankcase.

Here is a list of planes that have experienced door security issues.

http://www.theage.com.au/world/germanwings-plane-crash-crashes-and-near-misses-related-to-cockpit-door-locks-20150327-1m8o5b.html

No mention of MH370 in the list but I think most people would expect it to be on the list if/when it is found.

The Egyptian and Asian planes that also are missing from the list.

Still a very small number of flights and I rather have the door as it is.

On medium size or smaller aircraft you simply can't be anywhere in the vicinity of the door without us knowing you're there (and that includes hiding in the lavatory, which is indicated to us obviously not by a camera, but by other means).

Period.

Would not be the first time a pilot has been locked out of the cockpit whilst the remaining pilot has committed suicide. MH370?

News link says what has been said above.

Its taken from desperate housewives

I will there over Easter.

We could use a typical English apostrophe to replace the offending letters 'a' and 'e' and create the Hang'r, problem solved ???Alan.

would you have to perform a series, or parallel circuit ?

A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a Priest and asks for his opinion on this question.

After consulting the Bible, the Priest says, 'My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that sex is work and is therefore not permitted on Sundays.'

The man thinks: 'What does a priest know about sex?' So he goes to a Minister, who after all is a married man and experienced in this matter. He queries the Minister and receives the same reply. Sex is work and therefore not for the Sabbath!

Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority: a man of thousands of years tradition and knowledge.

In other words, he goes to a Rabbi. The Rabbi ponders the question, then states, 'My son, sex is definitely play..'

The man replies, 'Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work?'

The Rabbi softly speaks, "If sex were work, my wife would have the maid do it".

The next day...

Well I'd lie to die at 85. And I know how I want to die: I would like to be shot.In bed by a jealous husband. . .

 

Bruce

My wife says when she turns 100 she wants to run round the block, I said I'll watch you.

Geez, I hope they locked the fuel tank and dropped the anchor.

Optimistically you could look at it the first hour you fly each year cost you $5,762.74 but each hour thereafter only costs $29.13

The more you use your plane the less per hour depreciation costs.

This tells me suck it up for the first hour then rack up another hundred or two at $29.13 How cheap is that?

Also guys, be careful.If your wife ever says, "Honey, if I were to organise a threesome for you, which of my friends would you like me to invite."

 

Don't answer, it's a trap.

Are Para Gliders, Paraplegics that can still walk?

That's it, I'm going Ohm.

Four guys have been going to the same golfing trip to St Andrews for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Jack's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Jack's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later, the three get to St Andrews only to find Jack sitting at the bar with four drinks set up! "Wow, Jack, how long you been here, and how did you talk your misses into letting you go?"

"I've been here since last night. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my living room chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and asked, 'Guess who?"

I pulled her hands off, and there she was, wearing a new negligee. She took my hand and pulled me into our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. Well she's been reading ‘50 Shades of Grey’.

On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes!

She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did. And then she said, "Do whatever you want."

So... Here I am!

We should outsource prisoners to India or Indonesia.