PA.

He looks Armless enough.

If you want to scare away the Roos and Golfers that weighs less 100 grams, then this will blow you away. It recharges with a bicycle pump so you can let people blow your horn anytime.

Bike Air Horn - Rechargeable with Pump | Jaycar Electronics

Oh man, I thought I'd disabled the camera on this laptop!!

You do not require a Drivers License. We have young pilot flying as PIC who are to young to hold a drivers licnese.

1.

No person shall act as pilot in command of a recreational aeroplane

 

operated under the provisions of this manual and associated legislation

 

unless that person:

 

a.

 

is the holder of a valid Student Pilot Certificate or Pilot

 

Certificate, in the appropriate aeroplane Group, issued or

 

recognised by RA-Aus; and

 

b.

 

is medically fit to the following standards:

 

(1)

 

Student Pilot and Pilot Certificate holders - A medical

 

standard equivalent to that required to hold a private

 

motor vehicle driver’s licence in Australia (refer to

 

Section 2.16 - Medical requirements).

You don't buy drinks, you only rent them.

Bigger than Oz-Kosh!

Notam. The above picture represents Tim's long term view.

Best to have women do the calling out.

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem.

I have two female parrots,

But they only know how to say one thing.'

'What do they say?' the priest inquired.

They say,

'Hi, we're hookers!

Do you want to have some fun?'

That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed,

Then he thought for a moment.

'You know,' he said,

'I may have a solution to your problem.

I have two male talking parrots,

Which I have taught to pray and read the Bible.

Bring your two parrots over to my house,

And we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter.

My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship,

And your parrots are sure to stop saying...

That phrase…In no time.'

Thank you,' the woman responded,

'this may very well be the solution.'

The next day,

She brought her female parrots to the priest's house.

As he ushered her in,

She saw that his two male parrots

were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying.

Impressed,

She walked over and placed her parrots in with them.

After a few minutes,

The female parrots cried out in unison:

Hi, we're hookers!

Do you want to have some fun?'

There was stunned silence.

Shocked,

One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot

and exclaimed,

'Put the beads away, Frank.

Our prayers have been answered!'

Electronic voting could be good...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80kUed21j9s

Trust he is not getting paid.

I believe you pop up on radar when you open the weapon bay doors too... and wasn't there a software problem which required the cycling of those doors in flight?

BUT on the other side and above all its still cheaper than having a wife and kids by a nautical mile!

How is Sherlock International Airport coming along? Not long until the first flights arrive now.

A husband went to the police station to report that his wife was missing...

Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home...

Sergeant: What is her height?

Husband: Oh, I’m not sure. About five-feet four.

Sergeant: Weight?

Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat

.

Sergeant: Colour of eyes?

Husband: Never really noticed, brown or green.

Sergeant: Colour of hair?

Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown.

Sergeant: What was she wearing?

Husband: Usually a skirt or slacks and a blouse or polo top. I don’t remember exactly.

Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?

Husband: She took my sports coupe.

Sergeant: What kind of sports coupe was it?

Husband: Mercedes-Benz CL65 AMG 7G-Tronic finished In Magnetite Black Metallic with Black Soft-Leather Electrically Adjustable and Heated AMG Front Sport Seats with Memory; Brushed Aluminium trim with Piano Black Cappings; Unmarked 19" AMG Multi-spoke Alloy Wheels; Tyre Pressure Monitoring; Panoramic Glass Electric Tilt/Slide Sunroof; COMMAND On-line with HDD Wide Screen Satellite Navigation; Blue-tooth Telephone Connectivity; Multi-Media Interface for MP3, Ipod etc; Superb Sound System With DAB and Harman-Kardon Sound Upgrade; Leather Trimmed AMG Multi-Function Steering Wheel with Paddle Shift; Parktronic Front and Rear Parking Sensors; Parking Assist; Attention Assist; Speed Limit Assist; Electrically adjustable, heated door Mirrors with Power-fold; Electrically Adjustable Steering Column; Bi-Xenon Headlights with Power-wash and Auto Activation; LED Daytime Running Lights; Cruise Control; Rear Privacy Glass; AMG Carpet Overmats...

At this point the husband starts choking up.....

Sergeant: Don't worry, we’ll find your car...

Radial engine in a car.

Just came across these videos.

My car was written off and my wife's car sustained $14,000 damages when an uninsured girl who was texting ran into the back of us as we sat stationary at some lights. Our insurance company paid out on my car and repaired the wife's car without us paying anything and they then chased her for payment. I expect they are getting $50 a month for the next 50 years from her. Bottom line, not my problem, that's why I pay insurance.

"In the event Owner Transfers the Aircraft or interest therein and fails to deliver to ICON an Assignment Form signed by the transferee as Owner (and/or the Acknowledgment and Joinder Agreement for a new Managing Pilot, if applicable) within 10 days after such Transfer, then Owner shall pay ICON an assignment fee of US $5,000.00."

A tweet from a new father :

"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant

but apparently it just changes the color of the baby."

First time I've seen a duck do a ground loop.

Obama Fried Chicken?

Notice the registration.

Tokyo Disney.

A good write up here on this amazing man.

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Captain Jack Flyer has been seen over the enemy trenches.

I've seen a late model Range Rover with low kms get written off, because floodwaters got into the interior and just covered the footwells!