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  1. After the embarrassment and potential financial loss to Volkswagen caused by their Engine Management team they were reassigned to develop a simple trailer reversing system. After a year of research they finally developed a cheat trailer to showcase their talents.

     

     

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  2. The Greek Lover.

     

    A virile middle aged Greek gentlemen named Yanis, was relaxing at his favorite bar in Athens when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde man. Things progressed to the point where he led him back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled him senseless. After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?" He paused for a second, frowned, and replied. "No." Surprised, Guido reached for him and the rattling resumed. This time he thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally ended and, again, Guido smiled and asked, "You finish?" Again, after a short pause, he returned his smile, cuddled closer to him and softly said, "No." Stunned, but refusing to leave this man unsatisfied, Guido reached for the man yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely managed it, but they ended together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted, Guido fell onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looked into his eyes, smiled proudly and asked again, "You finish?" Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispered in his ear..... "No, Norwegian.

     

    The Greeks invented sex, the Italians introduced it to women.

     

     

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