Stop choking aussie style

[Old Koreelah]

A woman sitting in an Adelaide Pub suddenly began to cough.

 

After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress,

 

and two locals, Bluey and Bazza sitting at the next table turned to look at her.

 

Ken ya swaller? asked Bluey

 

The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking her head.

 

Kin ya breathe?' asked Bazza. The woman shook her head No!!!

 

With that, Bluey walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress,

 

yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of

 

her bum.

 

This outrage shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.

 

Bluey swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his Fosters.

 

Bazza said in admiration 'Ya know Bluey, I'd heard of that bloody

 

Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it.'

 

 

[Deskpilot]

Good one O.K., but it does paint Ozzies rather like the Irish.

 

 

[dazza 38]

Ouch, i just hurt my neck, when i fell off the chair in Laughter.

 

 

[Deskpilot]

Yes but, those we got here have been through a pretty good screening process. Of course, there would be descendants of some less than salubrious early settlers I suppose, but then, over the years, they would have been retrained the Aussie way.

 

Don't get me wrong, I bear know grudge or ill feelings towards the Irish. Indeed, I have fond memories of them, one in particular, an 18 y.o. nymphomaniac nurse in the RAF. I was 32 at the time and that's all I'm going to tell you.