Sex after Death

[kgwilson]

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform

 

the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was

 

no after life at all.

 

After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his

 

word, he made the first contact: "Marion, Marion."

 

"Is that you, Bob?"

 

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

 

"That's wonderful! What's it like?"

 

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's

 

off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then

 

have sex a couple of more times.. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud -- lots

 

of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex

 

the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again.

 

Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and

 

then the next day it starts all over again".

 

"Oh, Bob! Are you in Heaven?"

 

"No... I'm a rabbit somewhere in Arizona."

 

 

[Deskpilot]

Can't be true. Rabbits don't talk.

 

 

[Bryon]

Of course they can...just like Skippy

 

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