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A blondes year in review


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A blonde's year in review

 

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

 

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Duh,

 

bottles won't fit in typewriter!

 

March - Got excited . finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months - box said

 

"2-4 years"!

 

April - Trapped on escal ator for hours - power went out!

 

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid - 8 cups of water won't fit into those

 

little packets!

 

June - Tried to go water skiing - couldn't find a lake with a slope.

 

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition - learned later, other

 

swimmers cheated, they used their arms!

 

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm - car swamped, because top

 

was down.

 

September - The capital of California is "C" - isn't it?

 

October - Hate M&M's - they are so hard to peel.

 

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days - instructions said 1 hour per

 

pound and I weigh 108!

 

December - Couldn't call 911. Duh, there's no "eleven" button on the

 

phone!

 

Phew! What a year!

 

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