Mick & Paddy (with bad Irish Accents)

[riverduk]

Mick was sitting in the bar enjoyin' a Guinness when Paddy come runnin' in shoutin' 'Mick, Mick it's ya wee brudda Sean, he's bin in a accident an he's dead!'

 

Mick is immediately grief stricken and say 'no it can't be, not me wee brudda Sean, not me wee brudda, tell me Paddy what happened to him?'

 

Paddy replied, 'it's to gruesome to repeat, don't make me tell ya, please Mick, don't make me tell ya.'

 

Mick begged Paddy, 'please Paddy, it's me wee brudda, ya gotta tell me.'

 

The whole bar goes silent in anticipation and Paddy relents saying 'ok, but ya wont like it......... A train run over his finger.'

 

Bewildered, Mick looks at Paddy and asks 'a train run over his finger ? how can he be dead if a train run over his bloody finger ?'

 

Paddy replies 'it's to gruesome to repeat, please Mick, don't make me tell ya.'

 

Mick once again begs Paddy, 'please Paddy, it's me wee brudda Sean, ya gotta tell me.'

 

Paddy looks at the floor, takes a deep breath and says

 

' He was pickin' his nose at da time.'

 

 

 

Ah to be sure, to be sure, 'tis da luck o' the Irish

 

 

 

[Tomo]

''He was pickin' his nose at da time.''

The one he had smelt, so he wanted another one...

 

 

[Yenn]

Well oil beef hooked.

 

 

[facthunter]

Built upsidedown.

 

HE HAD A NOSE THAT RUNS AND FEET THAT SMELL.. B-----y caps key again...Nev

 

 

[Tomo]

conclusion

 

Really though, a final analyses would indicate that he defiantly put his finger into it - resulting in devastating results to which a lot of us now nose about.