nomadpete Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 *_STOP CHOKING - AUSSIE STYLE_** * A woman sitting in an Adelaide Pub suddenly began to cough. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two locals, Bluey and Bazza sitting at the next table turned to look at her. Ken ya swaller? asked Bluey The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking her head. Kin ya breathe?' asked Bazza. The woman shook her head No!!! With that, Bluey walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her bum This outrage shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again. Bluey swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his Fosters. Bazza said in admiration 'Ya know Bluey, I'd heard of that bloody Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spin Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 , love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flying dog Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 Heard similar. Yeah, good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wigg Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 Funny that's not what we learnt in first Aid course but then it was back in 2004 when I did that. Guess this method is called progress or an updated version of it. I to have heard a similar version of it FD. LOL Sue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JIMMYTWO Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 Four Star Classic that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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