farri Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 "Well you see,it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo.When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of alcohol eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and a more efficient machine. And that,is why you always feel smarter after a few drinks".. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 I'll drink to that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza 38 Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 :thumb_up: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pudestcon Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 At least you guys that drink have something to look forward to when you get up in the morning - When I get up I know that's the best I'm going to feel all day; now you guys have just gotta get better because you can't get worse eh?!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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