old man emu Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 As the day for the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton approached, Kate began to wonder how she could ensure a long life married to William. Casting her eye around her soon-to-be in-laws, she decided that the Queen was the best person to ask, so in a quiet moment she whispered to the Queen, "Your majesty, I need your advice. You and Prince Phillip have been married for a very long time. How can I ensure that I will have a long marriage?" The Queen thought for a moment, then replied, "Always wear your seatbelt." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mAgNeToDrOp Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 two words...... "yes dear" ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmick Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 French Tunnels could be off bounds too............................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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