nomadpete Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. No thanks, I'm married. 2. Nope, no more booze for me! 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. No thanks, I'm not hungry. 5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke. 7. I'm not interested in fighting you. 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool! 9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road. 10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest aussie carl Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 LOL Nice ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Walter Buschor Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 Can relate to all of them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 This is the one that I always have trouble with..... 9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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