Guest john Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 1. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered drawer. 2. If at first you don't succeed, redefine success. 3. You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes, you will learn a lot today. 4. A thing not worth doing, isn't worth doing well. 5. If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already. 6. Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it. 7. I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem. 8. Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. 9. Jesus is coming soon, look really busy. 10. Bureaucrats cut red tape, lengthwise. 11. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. 12. A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a group. 13. I have enough money to last me a life time, unless I buy something. 14. Meetings are a practical alternative to work . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 A Camel is a horse designed by a committee. IF you can't decide what to do with your life go to university. Nev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cscotthendry Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Do something. If it's wrong, do something else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet47 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 If a cluttered desk signifies a cluttered mind, what does an empty desk signify? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 A no-brainer? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnm Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 If it were not for electricity, we would all be watching televison in the dark 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 I've had shocking experience with electricity. IF you want to be a conductor, do it with a band. Nev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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