bexrbetter Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 They would have been drunk and had the girls by now if the centipede had of chosen slip ons instead of lace ups. Of course Aussie centipedes are always on time cause they wear thongs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 I used to go hang gliding with a bloke who liked his weed. Every time we went, he'd mull up on the hill before we took off, and every time he landed, he'd forget to get his feet out of the bag. Every time. That was the most grass-stained bag I've ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 That was the most grass-stained bag I've ever seen. ... from the ground or the weed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Probably both! Still, I guess we all like getting high... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Probably both! Still, I guess we all like getting high... When people walk in the room and say; "Hi Bex", I generally answer; "Not yet ...."! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry1 Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 The perfect wing, no battens, very strong (tested to around 10g without damage). Very portable. Fiendishly clever KA,. . . . but how string are the strungs ? I've jumped a few square rig parachutes, but those paraglider wings are really GOOD,. . . dunno if they'll be able to better some of the current designs. . . .mate of mine tokk it up not long back, but being an older type Frat like me, he found that on good days, he had to either cut a fling short, or invest in a portawee bottle. . .! ( very bad manners to miss the bottle, . . .folks on the ground and that. . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 ( very bad manners to miss the bottle, . . .folks on the ground and that. . . . "I say, the rain is uncommonly warm for this time of year!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry1 Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 "I say, the rain is uncommonly warm for this time of year!" Oh Yes,. . . .Well may ye Titter. . . . . .well, it's allright for you sunbronzed Aussie gits with your porno star biological de-fuelling accoutrements,. . . .but since god only endowed me with something resembling a Cadburys Walnut Whip,. . . then Pee - bottle accuracy whilst wearing an O-Zee suit and swinging around in a harness, can be somewhat challenging. . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Can't you just maintain formation above another paraglider and let loose? After all, they have a big umbrella protecting them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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