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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.


MARIA: Here it is.


TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?


CLASS: Maria.




TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?


JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.




TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'




TEACHER: No, that's wrong


GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.




TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?




TEACHER: What are you talking about?


DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.




TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.






TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?


GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.




TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'


MILLIE: I is..


TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'


MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'




TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's


cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?


LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.




TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?


SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.




TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same


as your brother's. Did you copy his?


CLYDE : No, sir.. It's the same dog.




TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking


when people are no longer interested?


HAROLD: A teacher





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