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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

 

MARIA: Here it is.

 

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

 

CLASS: Maria.

 

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

 

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

 

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

 

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

 

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

 

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

 

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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

 

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

 

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

 

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

 

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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

 

WINNIE: Me!

 

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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

 

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

 

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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'

 

MILLIE: I is..

 

TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'

 

MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

 

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's

 

cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

 

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

 

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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

 

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

 

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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same

 

as your brother's. Did you copy his?

 

CLYDE : No, sir.. It's the same dog.

 

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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking

 

when people are no longer interested?

 

HAROLD: A teacher

 

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You've gotta luv kids.

 

We obviously learn so much from them ;););)