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[Thruster87]

Helen Clarke, Prime Minister of New Zulland, is rudely

 

> awoken at 4 am

 

> by the telephone.

 

> 'Hillen, its the Hilth Munister here. Sorry to bother

 

> you at this hour

 

> but there is an emergency! I've just received word thet

 

> the Durex

 

> fectory en Auckland has burned to the ground. It is

 

> istimated the the

 

> entire New Zulland supply of condoms will be gone by the

 

> ind of the

 

> week.!!!'

 

>

 

> PM: 'Shut - the economy wull niver be able to cope with

 

> all those

 

> unwanted babies - wi'll be ruined!'

 

>

 

> Hilth Munister: 'We're going to hef to shup some in

 

> from...

 

> Brutain?...'

 

>

 

> PM: 'No chence!! The Poms will have a field day on thus

 

> one!'

 

> Hilth Munister: 'What about Australia ?'

 

>

 

> PM: 'I'll call Kevin Rudd - tell hum we need one

 

> million condoms; ten

 

> unches long and eight unches thuck! That way they'll

 

> continue to respect

 

> the All Blacks!!'

 

>

 

> Three days later a delighted Hillen rushes out to open the

 

> boxes. She

 

> finds condoms; 10 unches long; 8 unches thuck, all coloured

 

> green and

 

> gold. With small writing on each one.........

 

>

 

>

 

> 'MADE IN AUSTRALIA - SIZE: MEDIUM'

 

>

 

>

 

> Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie .... Oy Oy Oy

 

 

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- My wife Corrine who is a Kiwi cun confum thus

[storchy neil]

:thumb_up::thumb_up::thumb_up: ian have you taken up the habit :hittinghead: corrine he is in the cupboard neil