Thruster87 Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 Helen Clarke, Prime Minister of New Zulland, is rudely > awoken at 4 am > by the telephone. > 'Hillen, its the Hilth Munister here. Sorry to bother > you at this hour > but there is an emergency! I've just received word thet > the Durex > fectory en Auckland has burned to the ground. It is > istimated the the > entire New Zulland supply of condoms will be gone by the > ind of the > week.!!!' > > PM: 'Shut - the economy wull niver be able to cope with > all those > unwanted babies - wi'll be ruined!' > > Hilth Munister: 'We're going to hef to shup some in > from... > Brutain?...' > > PM: 'No chence!! The Poms will have a field day on thus > one!' > Hilth Munister: 'What about Australia ?' > > PM: 'I'll call Kevin Rudd - tell hum we need one > million condoms; ten > unches long and eight unches thuck! That way they'll > continue to respect > the All Blacks!!' > > Three days later a delighted Hillen rushes out to open the > boxes. She > finds condoms; 10 unches long; 8 unches thuck, all coloured > green and > gold. With small writing on each one......... > > > 'MADE IN AUSTRALIA - SIZE: MEDIUM' > > > Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie .... Oy Oy Oy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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