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Helen Clarke, Prime Minister of New Zulland, is rudely


> awoken at 4 am


> by the telephone.


> 'Hillen, its the Hilth Munister here. Sorry to bother


> you at this hour


> but there is an emergency! I've just received word thet


> the Durex


> fectory en Auckland has burned to the ground. It is


> istimated the the


> entire New Zulland supply of condoms will be gone by the


> ind of the


> week.!!!'




> PM: 'Shut - the economy wull niver be able to cope with


> all those


> unwanted babies - wi'll be ruined!'




> Hilth Munister: 'We're going to hef to shup some in


> from...


> Brutain?...'




> PM: 'No chence!! The Poms will have a field day on thus


> one!'


> Hilth Munister: 'What about Australia ?'




> PM: 'I'll call Kevin Rudd - tell hum we need one


> million condoms; ten


> unches long and eight unches thuck! That way they'll


> continue to respect


> the All Blacks!!'




> Three days later a delighted Hillen rushes out to open the


> boxes. She


> finds condoms; 10 unches long; 8 unches thuck, all coloured


> green and


> gold. With small writing on each one.........












> Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie .... Oy Oy Oy



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