Guest ozzie Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 What do I know about sex? I'm a married man." --Tom Clancy "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." --Steve Martin "Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good." --Woody Allen "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." --Unknown "My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet." --Bill Kelly "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." --Henry Miller "The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision." --Lynn Lavner "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible." --P. J. O'Rourke "As the French say, there are three sexes--men, women and clergymen." --Rev. Sydney Smith "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." --Woody Allen "I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty." --George Burns "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." --Matt Barry "You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither." --Drew Carey "Life is a sexually transmitted disease." --Unknown "Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast." --Woody Allen "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." --George Burns "If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all." --Rodney Dangerfield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Score= 4. 4 good laughs out of those. Not bad!!.. If you can't laugh about sex you shouldn't have anything to do with it. Nev. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chucky Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 "If they put a tax on sex I'm pulling out." ----Bruce Ruxton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JONC Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 I'm a sex object. Everytime I ask girls for sex they object! (they call me Bruce) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Maj Millard Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 I'm sure I'm really a Lesbian trapped in a mans' body.......................:killen:.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 I'm sure I'm really a Lesbian trapped in a mans' body.......................:killen:.... Never mind Maj, we won't hold it against you, provided you don't hold it against us:yikes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest check-in Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Moses: "The good news - I beat Him down to 10 The bad news - adultery is still in there" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 How bad it would be--- IF infants had as much fun in infancy as adults have in adultery. N.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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