Guest mike_perth Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 A female dwarf goes to a doctor complaining of an embarrassing itch in the groin area. The doctor looks her up and down, picks her up and stands her on his desk. He lifts up her skirt and puts his head under. A little perplexed, she hears snip, snip, snip, snip. The doctor emerges from under her skirt. "How's that?" he asks "Well, it's a lot better actually" she says, "but...........it's still there" Undaunted, he dives back under her skirt. Snip, snip, snip, snip. Out he comes. "How's that?" he asks again more confident. "That's wonderful! What did you do?" she asked. "I trimmed the top of your Ugg boots." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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