planedriver Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 Thousands of drivers are stuck in a traffic jam on the M3 Motorway North of Sydney following an accident, which the boof heads seem to be uncapable of sorting out. Nothing has moved for about 9hrs when suddenly a man knocks on the window of my car. Rolling down the window I asked "What's going on?" "Terrorists down the road have kidnapped Kevin Rudd, Julia Gillard, Michael Bushby from the RTA and Roads Minister David Campbell. They're asking for a 10 million bucks ransom, or they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire, so we're going from car to car, taking up a collection." I asked, "How much is everyone giving, on average?" "Most people are donating a minimum of 5 litres of un-leaded, and some donating boxes of matches":big_grin:. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkSarcasm Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 :thumb_up: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigPete Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 Where do I send my five liters to? regards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Relfy Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 I'll throw in my fuel cards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Walter Buschor Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 Can I strike it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkSarcasm Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 I'll put in the entire 40L in my petrol tank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted April 17, 2010 Author Share Posted April 17, 2010 Where do I send my five liters to?regards Here you are Kev, i'm returning some of your ill-gained taxes. Wanna light boy:question::kboom: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wigg Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 In my opinion throw all polies in there they are all as bad as one another. I will supply matches & kindling to keep it burning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahlocks Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 Aw bugga! ...and I'd just figured a way to keep the local firies distracted too.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahlocks Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 Double Damn!! I've sent the keg to the wrong stations.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted April 28, 2010 Author Share Posted April 28, 2010 Double Damn!! I've sent the keg to the wrong stations.... "Oh! what a blow" Was that a keg of VB, New, or Tooheys Draught? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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