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  1. .............. little ham sandwiches and free cups of coffee ,and suddenly shouts could be heard of food poisoning and the toilets backed up and human sh.........
  2. .into a :cessna pilot: .............Suddenly there was a huge.............
  3. come to grips with the chastity part though and soon the urge to..................
  4. will be on the 72 virgin list with out the other religion thingy,,now this caused a furore amongst the attending parishioners with calls of,,where's my 72 virgins ,how come this upstart from Australia gets first dibs? Bull turned to old popey and said.............
  5. ...every time ,why i,ll tell you a story about the time the towel was used to topple the ..............
  6. ............well the moderators can go and get F$%k#d the bloody #$%$%% sort of &^%$$# thats all i have to say about that stated Bull as he walked out and headed to the bar............
  7. ......in a mahindra G8 airvan [long over due avref] and hugged the coast as they flew into the heart of the dragon. Now not everyone knows but WT6 had been trained to do a very ...............................
  8. .Bull has also received his invite,and Donny has arranged the delivery of a brand new fighter for Bull to get acquainted with. Here he is testing it out at Hobart international earlier this week.
  9. ..periods of intense..........
  10. .builds up enough pressure to............
  11. ..................to get back into the spiel on the :VOICE: 2 point o......Now some of the........
  12. they emulated that famous movie Priscilla of the desert theme and had.........
  13. .........remembered the nights after the sessions at at the Bone rissole,my god she thought,,,,my sna...............
  14. ........ .have a piss,so after Turbo went in the door Bluey walked around the back of the pub to have a slash and seen Turbo in the yard loading up shovels and potato sacks and such into the ute! WTF was going on thought "Bluey" as he slid out of sight and as he was backing around the corner a hand landed on his shoulder and a loud voice said...................
  15. .indoctrinated all the new ...................
  16. ...........as OT turned the throttle to full the once trusty old girl suddenly decided she had had enough and threw a rod through the block and started slowing down ,,,now old Bert ,,aka,,OT was faced with a situation that needed a remedy.....The seconds ticked over really slow for Bert as the once trusty old indian slowed more and more...............
  17. ...to send it to the printer when.................
  18. ........just wack on a 50% tariff on those frozen hot dogs from Turdies cat farms industries [the yanks love em] even old Donny likes his hot cats as they call them now . This trend started spreading world wide with OT and Turbo and even old Cappy where soon building the new Hotcats brand with franchises selling at a rate of 3 a minute ...The smiles at the annual investors meeting at the Bone rissole soon got off to a great start with OT .................
  19. .of what OT flopped out before! The attendees where shocked and...................
  20. ....now OT was booked in at Cable beach resort for some much needed RNR [weekend piss up] so was somewhat distracted when the question was asked and so unzipped and.........
  21. ...............had him arrested and brought before the ..............
  22. .....protuberance he was always generous in the tip after the girls did this one thing ,and Mavis [on loan from the Bone rissole] got the most of all for .....
  23. Being taken south to an undisclosed location to..........
  24. ....the non discloser clause in the contract wondering why such trivial inclusion's such as.................
  25. .................."SUCKERS" and had the BRB [the real one as the fake killery had was a promotional model for demo,s etc ]safely stashed in his bum bag he dashed for his trusty aircraft and ventured forth into another dimension....Bull was seen flying into the sunset in his jackaroo with rotax screaming with his middle finger held high as he did a fly bye and.........
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