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About bull

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  • Birthday 21/01/1965

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  • Aircraft
    GT500/sportair/jackaroo/
  • Location
    Tasmania
  • Country
    Australia
  1. Stop press: Asio has arrested the ring leader of the NES import company as part of the investigations into international money laundering, Sgt,Wegotja said that the Captain [alias ,cappy /Ratty/etc] was involved in the moving of funds from international crime rings into Australia. And a nation wide alert has been issued for the captains second in charge who we are closing in on ,beware this individual is classified as dangerous and the public is advised to NOT approach him if recognized and notifie authorities immediately. He is described as looking like a village people actor with a pentcha
  2. Arse, now the vespa was careening at a fast pace heading directly for.............
  3. around the bend at a great pace ! Oh sxxxt said........
  4. Notice! to all concerned , The Tigress progress association hereby deny any assosiation with the aviator called Issac or the other bottom feeding rat cappy as the last time we saw them up the tigress they...........
  5. very compromising way with .......
  6. The NES , who seem to have now gone to the redacted monkeys with 1980,s motorola phones and FBI/CIA/cappy,s weird dreams and conspiracy theories....................Well you have to roll[avref] with the times said turdy, why just now 88 was..............
  7. sound of Ahlox,s rotax 582 [avref] spinning up to his 6600 max revs was heard ,and heads turned to see...Ahlox,s blue machine soaring overhead ,flat out climbing at 400 ft per minute with all the weight of the..................
  8. ..the old massey could only do 20 mph flat out, so cappy now had a problem ! a mathamatical problem ,between stall speed [avref] and massey speed,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,??hmmmm said 88 maybe he should..........
  9. the Scottish and welsh was flowing thickly amongst the many many other diverse languages spoken by the rello,s of the cappy and turdo. Now i,m confused said 88[formally 87]why just now the rat was................
  10. .every morning just looking for his socks !!and dont get him started on those special custom made 3 hole jocks,,,,,said .............
  11. cooperated with the german submarine commander [the famous 88,,,then known as 87] to bring .................
  12. will forever be etched [literally] in stone [as he looked up just as it went bang and was seared into the courtyard]and remembered as the one who....................
  13. bit late cappy,and hilo and 88 where seen dancing around the conning tower and rolling around in fits of laughter after seeing the turd boy and cappy paddling away from the wreck on a Cowley float,,An evil laugh could be heard as 88 turned the submarine around and yelled to hilo ::ramming stations;and both cappys and turdys eyes grew ever and ever bigger as they watch the sharp.........
  14. Meanwhile 88 had checked the torpedo compartment and had found there was 4 perfect type 94 torpedos already loaded in the tubes ,you beauty he said to himself before he went and dragged old hilo back on board. After drying himself Hilo said "look over there " whats that boat it looks like the one the turd cruised to the gold coast schoolies on last year . Hmmm said 88 with an evil look on his face...
  15. .... he realised that it was just hilo,s BO, so he tied him to a rope and threw him over the side and towed him for awhile to get rid of the smell. Now Turdo and the rat had been living the life on Turdos private resort on king island after crashing the mighty gemini on the beach after running out of fuel just as they arrived. After many parties and liaison's with King island local girls ,they decided to go cruising on Turdos private yacht and after about 10 daiquiris and some 5 fingered tomato bush, the Cappy slurred to Turdo,,,Hey what,s that stick thingy following us in the water hmmm
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