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  • Birthday 24/07/1902

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    PA28 LSA55, J160, J170, V115, AA5B, C210
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    Moorabbin
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    Australia

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  1. ".......better go home Kite's got a ripped wing Got no Phone Hun bullets rippin Mud's good for slippin Shells burst and splittin Wanna go home" Hearing Al G, the Huns held up white flags and came out of their trenches with bottles of Scnapps and stolen gin, and they all partied.......
  2. ".....get yaself an aileron ya bastard! as Utes go by with 18 yo apprentices shaking their heads at the language and reaching for their phones for a quick over-the-shoulder shot." Algy (Cappy) aka Al G, a rogue Afghan amd the son of Ginger Khan, had joined the group and was sipping coffee when this happened and his Arabic side came out. The blood rose in the eyes to hal full and he jumped on the Vespa and screamed " خدای ښه دی ، یا کمین پیل کړه ، زه ګناه درته میږو مخ راځم tried a wheelie with the vespa and fell flat on his ......................
  3. .......fire and he couldn't leave them. He saw a Camel coming towards him; it was Ginger! Now Ginger was also a Gin fanatic and when he saw Algy pointing at the stack of gin bottles he knew what to do; he swooped (W.E.Johns ref) down and raced along one side of the stack, the blade on his wingtip cutting the throats of the Huns of that side; a quick wingover and he came back the other way and cut the throats of the rest. Not a gin bottle was harmed. "Allah Akbar" he ried as he climbed awat, but the evil ..................................
  4. .................putten outen und stacken of gin bottlenen und Algernon vil kommen downun und try to load das Camel mitten der gin. "How ve vil getten him" asked Baron Von Deutschvagen, who was good at giving other people the dirty jobs. "Easy" said Eric Von Stalhein who was very deep. "Liken ze Eskimos when ze fish. They kutten das hole in ze Ice, und when the fish come up ze kick him in the Icehole. The Squadron members all thought about that for a while, and then they heard the unmistakeable sound of a Camel, and the smell of castor oil. Two crapped themselves in anticipation. "S
  5. .....Shortun on the Somme at Lamotte Warfusee where the Baron was guarding a huge cache of gin. Algy (Cappy) pleaded with Biggles to let him join the raid and Biggles kindly said it was OK, but Algy couldn't start his Camel because he was swinging its prop the wrong way. (He still does this today). FS Smyth got the Baron with the first burst, but the Baron's aircraft crashed into .....................................................
  6. ...........tail skid [avref] so I can get out of this mud and attack Baron .............
  7. ............Bertie (OT) and quickly wrote an SOS note and threw a pigeon over the side; it flew straight for the other pilots. Biggles (Turbo) read the note and yelled “Right Chaps, Bertie’s in trouble; on me Flight Sergeant Smyth (88). “Yes SIR!” yelled FSS who was a grovelling little bastard. The two Camels were soon heading over the lines. Not many people know that The Sopwith Camel engine had a total loss lubrication using Castor Oil as a lubricant. They got the idea from Speedway bikes which got faster with each lap as the weight reduced. T
  8. .....tube towards the railroad track..........and a train was coming...........
  9. .......pull out the stops. He did, and fuel began to flow down........................
  10. ........a chainsaw which cut a lump out of the camel about the same size as a small fire, and ....................
  11. ...........a Hun raised his Mauser and fired. The bullet richocheted off the taught fabric and dop fuselage, but the heat from the friction started a small file which soon ..............
  12. .......keep alive those magical moments of flying when you could pull back the throttle and land your kite in a pine grove hidden from the evil Baron Von Runstedt (Planey) in his Deutschvagen with the two machine guns. He always missed because he couldn't make up his mind whether to use the left one or the right one. On this particular night Biggles and Algernon Montmorebcy Lacy had enjoyed a dinner of jellied pheasant and gin in the mess waiting for the moonlight, and as soon as the moon came out they were off, flying over the enemy lines with a load of parts to fix the kites of G
  13. ...........Biggles! They gasped; they hadn't realised.............................
  14. ...Alexandria. The Library of Alexandria was the largest repository of information in the world, and contained the History of the World going back thousands of years. It was burnt to the ground by invading Christians adopting a scorched earth policy as they fought a war. The little-known museum was the original toilet block of the Library of Alexandria and tucked away in a corner there were the Tablets marked 2005 BC. Turbo took photos but .........
  15. ..........disintegrate upon impact, thus spilling the pilots, who over the years had gained an increased of 95th percentile weight, and allowing them to roll along the ground, well padded and often escaping just with scratches. Then along came........
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