The Wonders of Having Sons

[Guest thrasher]

THE WONDER OF HAVING SONS for those of you who do,and those smart

 

enough not to.

 

For those of you who were fortunate to have daughters ONLY, be glad....

 

be very, very glad....

 

And you also find out very interesting things when you have sons, like

 

....

 

1.) A king size water-bed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft.

 

house 10cm deep.

 

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with

 

roller blades, they can ignite.

 

3.) A 3-year old boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded

 

restaurant.

 

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 15kg Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape.

 

It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint

 

on all four walls of a 5m x 5m room.

 

5.) You should not throw cricket balls up when the ceiling fan is on.

 

When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times

 

before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a cricket ball a long way.

 

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a cricket ball

 

hit by a ceiling fan.

 

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already

 

too late.

 

8.) Brake fluid mixed with white king makes smoke, and lots of it.

 

9.) A 6-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a

 

36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

 

10.) Certain Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year

 

old boy.

 

11.) 'Play Dough' and 'microwave' should not be used in the same

 

sentence

 

12.) Super Glue is forever.

 

13.) No matter how much Jelly you put in a swimming pool you still

 

can't walk on water.

 

14.) Pool filters do not like Jelly.

 

15.) VCR's do not eject Peanut Butter & Jam sandwiches even though TV

 

commercials show they do.

 

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

 

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

 

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odour is.

 

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not

 

like ovens.

 

20.) The fire department in East Melbourne has a 3-minute response

 

time.

 

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms

 

dizzy....( NOR REMOVE DIRTY JOKES FROM MOBILES.. I added that one!!)

 

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

 

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

 

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends,

 

with or without kids.

 

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the WhiteKing and brake

 

fluid.

 

WARNING....PLEASE DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.....YOU WILL GET HURT (JUST ASK BIG PETE)

 

 

[w3stie]

I must be doing it wrong. I mixed about 500ml of liquid pool chlorine with about 100 ml of brake fluid. It got hot and frothed up a bit. There was some smoke but pretty disappointing really. How is this done properly?

 

 

[vk3auu]

It's gotta be strong White King.

 

David

 

 

[Bigglesworth]

Try Chlorine bleach and ammonia for variation

 

 

[storchy neil]

ask the kids

 

 

[BigPete]

If you want to finish up losing a few limbs - carry on. :;)1:

 

BEWARE - this stuff is dangerous :yuk: :black_eye:

 

regards

 

 

[Guest disperse]

AAHHH! .............. 2 GIRLS

 

 

[Bigglesworth]

If you want to finish up losing a few limbs - carry on. :;)1:BEWARE - this stuff is dangerous :yuk: :black_eye:

 

regards

Thats why all boys learn it at a young age, so we can do it safely if we get older.

 

 

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