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Finally, an example of globalisation

 

 

 

Question : What is the truest definition of Globalisation?

 

Answer : Princess Diana's death.

 

Question : How come?

 

Answer : An English princess

 

with an Egyptian boyfriend

 

crashes in a French tunnel,

 

driving a German car

 

with a Dutch engine,

 

driven by a Belgian

 

who was drunk

 

on Scottish whisky,

 

(check the bottle before you change the spelling),

 

followed closely by

 

Italian Paparazzi,

 

on Japanese motorcycles;

 

treated by an American doctor, using

 

Brazilian medicines.

 

 

This is sent to you by

 

an Australian,

 

using Bill Gates's technology,

 

and you're probably reading this on your computer,

 

that uses Taiwanese

 

chips, and a

 

Korean monitor,

 

assembled by

 

Bangladeshi workers

 

in a Singapore plant,

 

transported by Indian lorry-drivers,

 

hijacked by Indonesians,

 

unloaded by Maltese wharfies,

 

and trucked to you by Kiwi freeloaders

 

That, my friends, is Globalisation!

 

 

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Very good.

 

From someone who flies one-way to The Oaks in a German aeroplane with an Austrian engine, then goes back in an American-built jet, only to repeat the process in reverse.

 

Where would we be without such possibilities?;)

 

 

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