Tanjooberrymutts

[Chird65]

"TANJOOBERRYMUTTS"...:confused:

 

By the time you read through this YOU WILL

 

UNDERSTAND "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS

 

Now, here goes...

 

The following is a telephonic exchange between

 

you as a hotel guest and room-service in

 

China ......

 

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

 

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

 

Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin!

 

Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

 

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and

 

eggs."

 

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"

 

Guest: ".....What??"

 

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud,

 

pochd?"

 

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry..

 

Scrambled, please."

 

Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken ? Creepse?"

 

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

 

Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?"

 

Guest: "What?"

 

Room Service: "An toes. ulai sahn toes?"

 

Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."

 

RoomService: "No? Udo wan sahn toes???"

 

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't

 

know what 'udo wan sahn toes' means."

 

RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Uoo don wan

 

toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we botter?"

 

Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were

 

saying 'toast'...

 

Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

 

RoomService: "We botter?"

 

Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."

 

RoomService: "Wad?!?"

 

Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the

 

side."

 

RoomService: "Copy?"

 

Guest: "Excuse me?"

 

RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"

 

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's

 

everything."

 

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse

 

bayken , Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh and

 

copy ... Rye ??"

 

Guest: "Whatever you say."

 

RoomService: "Tanjooberrymutts."

 

Guest: "You're welcome"

 

Remember I said "By the time you read through

 

this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND

 

'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' ...... and you do, don't

 

you!

 

 

[facthunter]

AAaaagghh

 

Berrymutts, but my brain is strained. When I said flied lice in HK they understood perfectly...nev

 

 

[djpacro]

Reminds me that when I was living in the USA if I wanted coffee I'd say car fuel and flaming yawn would result in a very nice steak.

 

 

[flying dog]

That is a bit like the old Benny Hill ones.

 

Dispite people not liking him in the latter part of his life, the early stuff - when I was young - was really well done and would have taken a lot of effort to do the fake Chineese accent.

 

 

[Guest Wigg]

I worked for a chinaman for 13 years so understood it , but still found it funny.

 

cheers Sue

 

 

[Tomo]

Berry good, I like it!

 

 

[Yenn]

Try ringing Rydges in Australia 1300 663 675 and I think you will find they have been taking lessons from the same place.

 

 

[Cosmick]

While in Phoenix Arizona, rang down for a cot for one of the kids, Mexican chap turned up with a light bulb !:confused: