Texting for senior pilots

[Jabiru Phil]

Since Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).

 

 

 

ATD: At The Doctor's

 

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

 

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

 

CBM: Covered By Medicare

 

CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

 

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

 

FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

 

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

 

FYI: Found Your Insulin

 

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

 

GHA: Got Heartburn Again

 

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

 

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

 

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

 

LOL: Living On Lipitor

 

LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

 

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

 

ROFL... Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

 

TTYL: Talk To You Louder

 

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

 

WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

 

WTP: Where's The Prunes?

 

WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

 

 

 

[dazza 38]

:thumb_up:

 

 

[Spin]

Love it, been lifted and circulated to my joke list, which includes some older folk.

 

 

[airangel]

Missed one....Dont know much about Wiki leaks..But a lot about Diki leaks.

 

 

[planedriver]

I don't object to you talking about me Phil.

 

But sure as hell get the sh*ts when you tell everyone my problems.

 

Have a great Christmas.

 

Regards

 

Planey

 

 

[Guest Maj Millard]

Thanks Phil......funny !!......................................................maj...