pudestcon Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time.... I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin, 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it. I thought to myself, they've lost the plot!! I was at an ATM yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could check her balance, so I pushed her over. A new Middle East crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'. A spokesman for the channel said. "A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the humour, but we know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi Do." My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were £70!!! Sod this, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web. Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy. I start a new job in Seoul next week. I thought it was a good Korea move. I was driving this morning when I saw an RAC van parked up. The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. I thought to myself ‘that guy’s heading for a breakdown’. On holiday recently in Spain I saw a sign that said ‘English speaking Doctor’ - I thought, 'What a good idea, why don’t we have them in our country?' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JRMobile Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Pud I think they at least deserve a score ...................:score007: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farri Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 ......... Frank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suitman Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 .........Frank. I agree Frank, they're worth a point each! Peter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tex Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 I'll give you an 8/9, the breakdown one only managed a groan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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