Owi Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 Three blondes were all applying for the last available position to enter the Police Academy. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So y'all want to be cops, huh?" The blondes all nodded. The detective got up, opened a file drawer, and pulled out a folder. Sitting back down, he opened it, pulled out a picture,and said, "To be a detective, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities like scars and so forth." So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it after about two seconds. "Now", He said, "did you notice any distinguishing features about this man?" The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!" The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye in this picture! It's a profile of his face! You're dismissed!" The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office. The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her face for two seconds, pulled it back, and said, "What about you? Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?" "Yes! He only has one ear!" The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, "Didn't you hear what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man's face! Of course you can only see one ear! You're excused too!" The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office. The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said, "This is probably a waste of time, but..." He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, "All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?" The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses." The detective frowned, took another look at the picture, and began looking at some of the papers in the folder. He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression and said, "You're absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?" The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, Hellooooooooooooo! With only one eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses." 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 That's so stupid I laffed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cscotthendry Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Brilliant!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guernsey Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 That's so stupid I laffed! Eye ear what you're saying bexrbetter. Alan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayavner Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 so which one got the job? the one with the biggest t*ts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabiru7252 Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 This is no joke. Everybody know we are dumbing down society, this is the real deal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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