Phil Perry Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Paddy goes to the surgery and says. . . "Doc, my back passage is hurting like heck, can you have a look please ?" The doctor says " No problem Paddy, . . .drop your strides and I'll take a look." The doctor notices a $20.00 note protruding from Paddy's back passage and pulls it out,. . .it is then followed by another, and another and another, then loads of tens and fives,.. . . until the surgery floor is covered with notes. Paddy looks around and says, " good grief doc, can you count all that,. . . I havent got me glasses with me" The doctor sighs and counts all the money. He finally stands up and says "Paddy, there's one thousand nine hundred and ninety five dollars altogether". Paddy says, " aaaaahhhhhh doctor, that explains it then. . . sure and that's why I didn't feel too grand. . . . . . . . . ." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Maj Millard Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 Sheeeese Phil ..........thats a pretty bum joke................Maj... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guernsey Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 An Irish Teller Machine.???? Alan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilot Pete Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 No one has money up their bum. That's CRAP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PA. Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Going through the change of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilot Pete Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 I cant see the Cents in it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PA. Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Pass a buck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilot Pete Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 With all the effort of passing the buck for no cents, Paddy must have been pooped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Keep the change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Filthy lucre. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PA. Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Buck was Franc that he had a Yen to have Dinar with Pula followed by a Dram of whisky but Marka and Kuna arrived with a carton of Krona. The next morning he woke with a Real Pounding headache. I should Taka my Lev now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilot Pete Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Sounds like you must dabble In foreign currency Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Paddy goes to the surgery and says. . I just realised it's Paddy and presumably in the UK, during this episode I guess he lost a few pounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PA. Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 Sounds like you must dabbleIn foreign currency Only time I dabble in foreign currency is when I am holidays. Just looked up on the web for various currency names. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 Only time I dabble in foreign currency is when I am holidays. Now you realise how that can be construed in this thread don't you .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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