cscotthendry Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into action.. as it gallops along at its steady and rhythmic pace, the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but despite her best efforts, slides down the horse's flanks. The horse continues to gallop along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground time and time again. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune, Frank, the Woolworth's trolley boy, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Not a bad joke, but I laughed more at the freudian slip in the title. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza 38 Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Not a bad joke, but I laughed more at the freudian slip in the title. Bugger, I didn't see that in the heading . Lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cscotthendry Posted March 18, 2014 Author Share Posted March 18, 2014 LOL, missed that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guernsey Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 I'm usually a stickler for correct spelling but I missed it also, well done, deliberate or otherwise. Alan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now