The Italian Lover

[Rotorwork]

The Italian Lover.

 

A virile middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido, was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless. After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?" She paused for a second, frowned, and replied. "No." Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally ended and, again, Guido smiled and asked, "You finish?" Again, after a short pause, she returned his smile, cuddled closer to him and softly said, "No." Stunned, but refusing to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido reached for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely managed it, but they ended together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted, Guido fell onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looked into her eyes, smiled proudly and asked again, "You finish?" Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispered in his ear..... "No, Norwegian.

 

 

[PA.]

The Greek Lover.

 

A virile middle aged Greek gentlemen named Yanis, was relaxing at his favorite bar in Athens when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde man. Things progressed to the point where he led him back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled him senseless. After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?" He paused for a second, frowned, and replied. "No." Surprised, Guido reached for him and the rattling resumed. This time he thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally ended and, again, Guido smiled and asked, "You finish?" Again, after a short pause, he returned his smile, cuddled closer to him and softly said, "No." Stunned, but refusing to leave this man unsatisfied, Guido reached for the man yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely managed it, but they ended together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted, Guido fell onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looked into his eyes, smiled proudly and asked again, "You finish?" Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispered in his ear..... "No, Norwegian.

 

The Greeks invented sex, the Italians introduced it to women.

 

 

[facthunter]

At an Olympic village , one contestant to another "Are you the pole vaulter? No I'm Austrian, but how did you know my name was Walter.? Nev

 

 

[bexrbetter]

The Greeks invented sex, the Italians introduced it to women.

The Greeks invented sex, the Italians taught the women to turn over.

 

 

[ozbear]

Little known fact The newzealanders invented condoms made out of sheep intestines the Australians improved upon the invention by taking them out of the sheep.