PA. Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 A husband went to the police station to report that his wife was missing... Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home... Sergeant: What is her height? Husband: Oh, I’m not sure. About five-feet four. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat . Sergeant: Colour of eyes? Husband: Never really noticed, brown or green. Sergeant: Colour of hair? Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown. Sergeant: What was she wearing? Husband: Usually a skirt or slacks and a blouse or polo top. I don’t remember exactly. Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in? Husband: She took my sports coupe. Sergeant: What kind of sports coupe was it? Husband: Mercedes-Benz CL65 AMG 7G-Tronic finished In Magnetite Black Metallic with Black Soft-Leather Electrically Adjustable and Heated AMG Front Sport Seats with Memory; Brushed Aluminium trim with Piano Black Cappings; Unmarked 19" AMG Multi-spoke Alloy Wheels; Tyre Pressure Monitoring; Panoramic Glass Electric Tilt/Slide Sunroof; COMMAND On-line with HDD Wide Screen Satellite Navigation; Blue-tooth Telephone Connectivity; Multi-Media Interface for MP3, Ipod etc; Superb Sound System With DAB and Harman-Kardon Sound Upgrade; Leather Trimmed AMG Multi-Function Steering Wheel with Paddle Shift; Parktronic Front and Rear Parking Sensors; Parking Assist; Attention Assist; Speed Limit Assist; Electrically adjustable, heated door Mirrors with Power-fold; Electrically Adjustable Steering Column; Bi-Xenon Headlights with Power-wash and Auto Activation; LED Daytime Running Lights; Cruise Control; Rear Privacy Glass; AMG Carpet Overmats... At this point the husband starts choking up..... Sergeant: Don't worry, we’ll find your car... 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yenn Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 She may have come home and he just didn't notice. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 Maybe she said "either THAT car goes or I do" and he gave the correct response. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 She may have come home and he just didn't notice. Who? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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