Yenn Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 .hmmessage P { margin:0px; padding:0px } body.hmmessage { font-size: 10pt; font-family:Verdana } Sign over a Gynaecologist's Office: 'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.' ************************** In a Podiatrist's office: 'Time wounds all heels.' ************************** On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels ************************** On a Plumber's truck: 'We repair what your husband fixed.' ************************** On another Plumber's truck: 'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.' ************************** On a Church's Bill board: '7 days without God makes one weak.' ************************** At a Tyre Store 'Invite us to your next blowout.' ************************** On an Electrician's truck: 'Let us remove your shorts.' ************************** In a Non-smoking Area: 'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.' ************************** On a Maternity Room door: 'Push. Push.. Push.' ************************** At an Optometrist's Office: 'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.' ************************** On a Taxidermist's window: 'We really know our stuff.' ************************** On a Fence: 'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!' ************************** At a Car Dealership: 'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.' ************************** Outside a Car Exhaust Store: 'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.' ************************** In a Vets waiting room: 'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!' ************************** In a Restaurant window: 'Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.' ************************** In the front yard of a Funeral Home: 'Drive carefully. We'll wait.' ************************** And don't forget the sign at a RADIATOR SHOP: 'Best place in town to take a leak.' ********************** Sign on the back of yet another Septic Tank Truck: 'Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 :thumb_up: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 One more. On the back of a nightsoil truck, Wauchope NSW. MILK TASTES BETTER. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev25 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 We have a local concreter who uses the advertising slogan "I came I saw I concreted" And a local Hairdressers window HAIR TODAY GONE TOMORROW [ATTACH]8138.vB[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yenn Posted May 20, 2009 Author Share Posted May 20, 2009 Chemist in flooded SE Qld. Bismuth as usual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I love the one near the front entrance to a hospital: Family Planning Advice Use Rear Entrance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yenn Posted May 21, 2009 Author Share Posted May 21, 2009 That could get you in the "poo" Slarti. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Qwerty Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 On a toilet door in a pub in Rockhampton during a trip earlier this year.... FEMALES <caution slippery when wet> I have a pic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hihosland Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 I had the same photo but then the cell phone died and took the photo with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hihosland Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Qwerty, I just noticed who had posted that comment and realised that we were there together. cheers Davidh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hihosland Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Corfu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest watto Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 I recall a small suzuki ute that used to belong to a stump blaster and the personalised number plates said "KABOOM" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ozzie Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Seen on a septic truck in wangaratta about 20 years ago "We take sXXt from anyone" damm sensers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quentas Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Sign on the back of a local cleanup/handyman ute 'satisfaction guaranteed or double your rubbish back'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracktop Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Sign on the back of a local cleanup/handyman ute 'satisfaction guaranteed or double your rubbish back'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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