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  • Birthday 24/07/1902

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    PA28 LSA55, J160, J170, V115, AA5B, C210
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    Moorabbin
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    Australia

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  1. ............sliced a toddler's finger off with one slice with a Major Scale. The mother offered to ........
  2. .....Waiting room, running around for people to pat him; they had bleeding fingers afterwards but Pangy would sit up, tap a little beat on the floor the floor with his scales and say XXXX XXX in Spanish. Since no one knew Spanish he got away with it. It was when the nurse came up and said "Hi Pangy!" that ......
  3. .....Peking Duck Stew nobody tell diffrence hao hao! It was a few months after these comments that the story came out about Cappy. As much as he rubbishes Turbo, he's always watching for something to copy, and he decided to replicate a Turbine Cat farm using Pangolins. Without the intricate knowledge of things like Food Conversion Ratio, breeding and safe animal handling, this is almost impossible. He'd been very quiet lately and we'd noticed that he had a pronounced limp, but out of courtesy none of us asked what had happened. Then one night Turbo got a call from his Gwanzou Cat Farm manager Chop Ho who asked how he was with a chuckle. Chop explained that Cappy had gone out into the Forbidden Jungle to catch Pangolins. He'd taken a pair of Bunnings gloves with him and had run down and caught four. The fifth one got him. You'll notice from the picture that the Pangolin's scales restricted its running spped, but there were no scales around its jaws which were like a vice. Its defence was to run away and let the predator catch up, then sharply raise its jaws and put the brakes on. On the overrun this one managed to snap Cappy by the nuts and hang on. The sharp scales ripped the insides of his thighs to shreds and he was running with his legs apart and the Pangolin hanging off his swingers when.................
  4. .....match the supply of cats to the restaurant's orders. It didn't take long for the word to get around "Hey Long See, don't take cat to vet at dinner time - rot of pet heart attack that time me think - bird too, pluck before you get him back and ...............
  5. .....ingers are next, followed by a demonstration of ...........
  6. ........and it only came to light when Putin yelled at his General "Wheresky are my XXXXXXX TANKSKYS?", and the General had to explain that the Russian Space Programme people had requested 40 Cosmonates (tank turret assys) to go into Space instead of Cosmonauts, stuffing up .........
  7. the sum of the hypotenuse which was quickly amswered by Tenderloin who sniggered and said "There aren't any hippos in Australia". It wasn't that this was an incorrect answer, but that he got 9 likes and 3 winners, and someone else said it dependong on whether you were wearing ...........
  8. .....showing toes is not the daring thing to do, because more than half Japan's tradies don't have them any more and you know what that means. As in the nutcase example of the Flying Car (in Nature do we see flying bulls, flying worms, or buzzing BlowCats?) there was a small goup in AUF who had been working for 40 years to develop a flying Komatsu. We won't say who they are to save embarrassment, but one of them doesn't live in the Eastern States. There were regular posts about D-375s with wings - flying Dozers. As some people had pointed out, if you're going to knock scrub down you put it in drive, give it WOT and sit back until you've covered 15 km with the 4.777 metre wide blade, so there's the obvious problem of the huge wings being crumpled by the trees each side. Someone suggested making them out of steel and grinding the leading edges. Another pointed out the D-358 weighed 74 tonnes but that was just met with silence from the group. And still the flying dozer [avref] thread comments came, until..............
  9. The one I was thinking about was Barrie's in SA. This link shows the realistic 1 hour charge, 35 - 45 minute flight, difficulty finding places to land, airports too far apart (he was probably thinking about cross country hire at the time).
  10. Anyone know how the South Australian EA is going for training? This was the one that broke some distance records but with two ground crews each with trailer mounted generators.
  11. .....ton but some dude from Tokanamahtsu wrote in to say it disrespected the Japanese, and it had to be changed to not seeing any bullets. This was agreed to be fair throughout Australia, and ......
  12. .........it was explained to them that four out of every five shots missed because of their poor eyesight or .........
  13. .... which aircraft so we think you flap hands ha,ha ey! in a perfect mimic of what you'd hear in a Townsville pub. Richy Marles had a very short fuse but on this occasion chose to let go on the subject of the space OT alludes to. "What you complaining about mate?" You people driving Tesra, Daecoo, Indian Jags and BYD - "Build Your Dreams, and laughing you have plenty dof dream when engine go the heaven!!!!" We still make BIG TOYOTA like Les Thiess import. Thiessy very good customer, bought ............
  14. ...lining up to head butt you three metres into the air so he'd tie the rope around its nuts and sit down to talk. Time and time again when the Afghani fed him a line, he's yank on the rope and there would be a terrified scream from the Afghain's goat and he wouoold spill the beans fast to save his goat. And so it happened that the smooth operation of TAITR-CD began to rebuild Japanese Industry to the point where Australia was ready to buy some Navy ships built from the steel of Japanese carriers Australian Coast Watchers had sunk back in 1945. The ships even have ........
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