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  1. .another story altogether,,you should see him trying to work out a new..............
  2. ............he had won an old nag in a bet and raced it . Now this was just before the great Horse replication scandal and........................
  3. .A sort of smoker and enlisted the aid of the internet to ...........
  4. .continued until a few days later ,when a new scandal arose after a video from the late 1980,s surfaced of Turdy and Ratty aka Capitanio/captain flying small dangerous ultralights in Australia with similar rifling on the old 303,s left over from the Kyber Pass fitted under the wings[disclaimer: the validity of any names and facts presented in this arrangement have NOT been fact checked and are liable to some if not all being true or being BS] Now this video was very hard to obtain but the resolute old Bull brings the goods for your pleasure...https://studio.youtube.com/video/7hGY8Qjx-Fg/edit .........The antics of these flyers really upset the..............
  5. ..............breeding only female children [as so far amongst the 45 children he has already spawned on the island there is no males,so they believe he will only produce females so therefore is a sought after commodity.] .and advancing the tribe on the global scale. Turdo gave a slight gurgle and cough and looked for a way out, then suddenly a rotax at full scream could be heard as OT came banking [avref] around the corner in his seaplane and landed and taxied up to the beach. As the aircraft grounded a massive roar could be heard as................... [Turdo,s harem with a sex prisoner wearing the yellow hat in the background sulking cause he has also run out of viagra]
  6. What are mates for old Ratty????
  7. ....suddenly found his feet bound in vine and 4 of the before mentioned crusty members had taken him for their sex slave and dragged him off into the bush ,the sat phone left laying on the sand. We are not some backward simple tribe my man ! one of the crustier members stated. We know the Quality of these imports you seek are very inferior to Turdo! Now we demand................
  8. I'm sure the crusty "big"members of the tribe will keep him busy ,lol
  9. ..........to appear impartial, as a small fight began when a rather large and crusty version of the tribe began demanding more "attention" then the young nubile members from Turdo. {and as his supply of viagra had run out ] he had to call in reinforcements with more supplies, So out with the sat phone and straight onto the speed dial for................
  10. .Just for the info of our esteemed NES members This tribes location has been a very well kept secret amongst Turdine/CApitinano/Bovine conglomerate head members.And will not be disclosed on a public forum 😉
  11. .............amongst a tribe of sex starved female natives in the massive jungles of.........
  12. ..amongst the Indian {bottom photo ] community and the Indian [top photo] about cultural misappropriation and deceit of [decent]avref .Now as this war was starting to brew Turdine industries could see an opportunity to make a few bucks and............
  13. ..........the appalling accident rate of these inflight instructor transfers, This practice has been........................
  14. .....:dervish !Now Cappy had just about returned to "normal" [if there is such a thing with Cappy] When out on the field OT had just pulled the stick back to "rotate [avref] ps: [could never really understand why pulling back to climb is called rotate? I,m not about to turn around at lift off!!!] Well after everyone had their fill of icecream the war began anew. Suddenly the sound of a rotax with a fouled plug could be heard approaching at full throttle from the south . The crowd of ice-cream lovers all scattered in all directions and Turdo began to...................
  15. ..Now for months afterwards he has shown a tendency towards leather and tight pants muzzles and leads and such , and whenever he hears a siren he would do these weird..................
  16. .the bloody greenies got involved,now all on the NES would know of Bull,s distain for greenies and he.........
  17. ...ffaarrk that me Marky mate ! NOW GRAB THAT CRAY POT AND BAIT IT UP ya lazy slow piece of sh#t and swab that back deck and get the next pot ready and never ever QUESTION NOR DEMAND ANYTHING FROM THE SKIPPER ,,,,,,,Rules of my boat are this....Rule number 1 :The Skipper is always right! number 2 : If Skipper is wrong ,refer to rule number 1 ok....!!! The skipper is King and any thing i say is LAW ok? got a problem with that? Hmm How long can you tread water mate,,,,,hmmm???,,,,C,mon grab a handful of that 5 day old bait and lets get fishing.....,Now Marky stood up and said.......
  18. ...the rising market and contacted the well known mariner Bull to manage his fleet of cray boats he just brought. The sun was just above the horizon as bull inspected the fleet,"These pieces of %^$@ are...............
  19. ...submarine and then................
  20. ..has to live with the constant jibes about her "beam" [if ya get what i mean 👌] And now she has the fact that amongst the NES there seems to be a payoff to achieve the "first class member " title! Re: Bull Turbo and the Captain are much more prominent members of the NES then the now famous "OT" who somehow gained superior rating above other members and i think this should be addressed by the "New censoring bureau"} just a thought!.............Now back to the story,,,Turbinia now flew into a uncontrollable fit of rage and lunged at Turbo who just managed to.............
  21. .subject you to all kinds of ...............
  22. Could be messy,,,just saying......
  23. ....And there you have it !! The deep state has infiltrated our NES and are now censoring members,,next they will take our...........................................
  24. .............and caught a whiff of Wun Bung Wing,s BO and nearly suffocated as they dragged him past.........
  25. .said in almost fluent French ,,,, Merci pour votre soutien mes amis,,,Maintenant, où est le bar...the crowd roared and surged towards the bar slapping Bull on his back saying ,, Cet homme qui a fait preuve d'une telle habileté et d'une telle audace était étonnant alors que vous commandiez cet avion, monsieur...Bull tried very hard to hide the fact that he could not really.............
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