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  1. >and Bull,s team messaged old biden back with a simple ,,No thanks ,i voted Trump!.
  2. .........one was captured from the russians and found to be using...........
  3. ....overweighing the passengers luggage and the flight was substantially below estimate all up weight ,so was now performing beyond...........
  4. ......stuck his head into the back of his mates ute ,and his mate,s rotty thought that idea was fucked and acted accordingly hence the scars....Now........................
  5. .that the massive effort taken by Bull after becoming infrastructure minister, with now new "ultralights only areas at Mascot and Tullamarine and all major airports around Australia. Now the next task was the implementation of the 2 hour rule ,meaning that there MUST be an airport suitable for ultralights for refueling and sanitary purposes funded by the federal government.[this rule is after complaints from residents of the urine coating of their roofs] Mavis nearly fell arse over tit after seeing Turdboy al dressed out in a suit and manicured nails and hair ,Now this upset the rat a bit as he was thinking he would be in charge of all things to do with aviation[transport] which is technically right so Bull ..................
  6. Yeah but she cheap to run ,lol
  7. .reminiscent of the time ultralights ruled before morphing into quasi general aviation aircraft [avref] and engine stoppage's where just seen as an inconvenience rather then an emergency and gliding landings where the norm ,power or not. Yeah i hate when i see those spam cans dragging their arse under high revs over the threshold said the rat , they are always just 3 seconds away from death in that sort of landings! I also cringe watching the same thing said..............
  8. .you could say that the shit completely hit the fan , and the uproar was only beaten by the sounds of turdo and mavis in the change room. Bloody ell said Bull i'm out of here [as he climbed into the jackoff that he dragged out of the shed he fueled up and was gone.Now the expedite of other NES members had grown from a trickle and was getting faster and faster as...............
  9. .nefarious FFULA members who seemed really well trained in the art of fel................
  10. ...Mrs Harris ,of the fries to Ukraine ladies association ,,Yes we could have had a...............
  11. .....suddenly now worried about the 10 tonnes of other "Government Disposal Weapons" he had at home under the house. Maybe ...............
  12. encountered a couple of speed humps that where wearing extinction rebellion t,shirts as they sped away,,, [one even leaving his torn off t,shirt caught on the bullbar] Now this went down like a ................
  13. ......entice the fine ladies from the Bone Rissole to attend. Now the standard of the day had of course fallen below last years event but..........
  14. ...............using the colour of a noise like a weapon ,,,and the protesters gathered outside the Wagga wagga supreme court waving the placards,,,Down with "white" noise they say Black noise rules,,dismantle the chorus of noise discrimination and end the cruelty of the...................
  15. .........although the tech scam rates have gone through the roof! It was getting so bad that even when you rang a taxi to get home from the pub the operators would be like: Hello sir your taxi will require you to purchase 2 $500 gift cards and you will stay on the phone until you scratch the number and give it to me for your reservation ,sir? Now this was effecting old OT on the Gold Coast [land of the meter maids] as he walked along the coolangatta sands dragging his luggage behind him [I,m too smart for these tech scams said OT] on the way to the airport to collect his thruster for the flight home .This made him very...................[Unfortunately the quality of the meter maids had also fallen behind the par,,this was OT with 2 of the better ones after his clash with covid]
  16. ...It is the determination of this court , that Cappy is to be sentenced to a term of............
  17. ..got some nail filler and a bit of left over mascara from the mardi gra and she was sweet . Now the large bit of fabric hanging down under one wing was another thing altogether!....... All good shouted OT ............[who was feeling a little left out of the NES] we can just.............
  18. .............got some time behind the shed with Bull,[who had slipped away for another liaison with the coffee lady],,,yeah ,she said i love to ................
  19. ........out of the blue swooped a bunch of Koo---kaburra,s [who had hidden out in the blue mountains until today to avenge the death of their siblings] they soon had Turbo and Harry in ribbons of flesh and one soon had Harrys left eyeball in it,s mouth and started to................................
  20. ....but nah ! nothing so wolf creeky but herds gather there ,said bull [ever thee master of the crossword in his younger days] that's me answer ya getting ,,work it out!....Now this soon attracted the attention of Cappy and he..................
  21. ,sheilas all down the East coast of Australia who had.................
  22. .....was seen to turn purple and Turdy rushed to stop him from...........
  23. ...............use- my - old-keyboard-again-like-i-used-to-said Bull,,,,,,but i find it easier to troll the NES to antagonise a response as it is more fun,,,,,,now being crooked was not the affliction that everyone thought it was and Albo is proof of that said Turdo why look what he has done to..............
  24. yep.
  25. That explains why i had to walk down 6 floors to the coffee shop to eat a dried out sausage roll!
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