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  1. .by employing old AUF pilots and early drifters fitted with a 50 cal gun to attack the slower flying iranian drones . This strategy started to pay off until.................
  2. diamonds in the rough until THAT player who has not yet played caused the death of another great Australian sport. Now as such the usual commentators are running like cockroaches after the light is turned on them !!,,Hmmm said Ahlox I dont want to be associated with that!, and pow! the Wackley award was withdrawn and they...............{woops cappy has beaten me to the punch again ,i,m getting old .lol]
  3. .............he had to quit the Bone rissole dance team and was now...............
  4. Cappy,s jewels,,...Suddenly a roar could be heard and there appeared Turbo flying one of those whirly bird thingies ,,, [ no one knows where he got a blackhawk from ??],,he lowered down a "bosun's" seat for Mavis to.........
  5. .the bullshit about the Bone Rissole and the acts performed there by Mavis in her younger days [Mavis,s cousin at the Bone RSL] would make your..............
  6. .hurling cause the smell really was coming from Onestick !! Now old Onesie was not a slow chap and had soon......................
  7. ..who had reeled back from the stench!!! Now the smell was paint peeling sh#t ,really really bad and................ the............
  8. a well known point of entertainment down at the strip,,the boys would gather and crack their stubbies and sit back and watch "snake" trying to land a drifter,,,he bounces so many times he can log in 10 landings and takeoffs in one landing!! Maybe we should..........
  9. spoken like a true academic genius ................................
  10. ...plenty of time for the crusty pilot to wake up and put.............
  11. ...and then the language barrier was broken and the bushmaster subject came up and the Ukrainians said......
  12. .it,s destination,which due to Cappy,s navigation skills ended up being Ukraine. Now the piper was surrounded by machine guns and it looked very dangerous until Turbo showed them his............
  13. Apparently a layer of early morning fog around.............
  14. Seems more like CFIT then an engine issue maybe?
  15. ....before his renown flatulence came into play ,,and as the tired old tripacer gained height[albeit very slowly]the interior of the cabin became unbearable and toxic and Cappy,s eye,s started to water and his hands ..............
  16. Condolences to the family , .........[i think it was a jabiru not sure?]
  17. .his flatulance be enough to bring this old girl to life? So there we where standing covered in dust and other matter that was NOT dust,ok said Cappy lets see and proceded to rip his strides down and start farting into a big plastic bag and they hobbled over to the old piper,she was a bit sad with faded fabric ,and a small pool of oil under the engine . Hmmm said Turbo we will have to.............
  18. eat a drumstick they could not pick up !! at the same time complementing the chef on his big "chickens" Cappy sat over in the corner eating his chicken salad and wondered what the world was coming too when you can not........................
  19. ..but alas,,,it would not be another warrior that would kill the king ,but his love for the big "Captain Cook" burgers of the time had done him in,and by the age of 65 his heart had shut down one night. ............... pulled his hair up straight; his eyes became bloodshot, and his craving for burger grew. Now The local Cooktown grease joint takeaway burgers where not that hot. [some say they could be used for weapons of mass destruction]but the craving was too strong for Cappy and he found himself ordering.............
  20. .still dribbled a little bit when he spoke . Now all this aside Cappy was really in the s.....
  21. .his indoctrination into the labor party. Now this has made him into a..............
  22. .was exposed in the KHYBER ADVOCATE [local rag] as several reporters where lingering around the fire. Slowly he extracted the burnt remains of his wallet from the morry and slid out behind the shed and.................
  23. ............then ,remembered his wallet was in the morry.............
  24. .................they all realized that they where not moving as the morry had done a diff ,,,,,Well that's just dandy ,said Bull almost killed by a British bitch and now morry quits too.. WTF is is about British shit and it's tendency of breaking all the time?,,,,[the little nissan was purring away just the british diff left the party]. Ok ,said Cappy now lets.................
  25. .as the gear slowly locked into place just before the SB and all aboard................
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