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..to reach out and...........
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.ladder and being a rat i can not work out how to climb down , and shove that coviddy shit as far as you can................
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.....Turbo old mate, if i had not known you for years i would have to.........................[believed to be a cranky Cappy with Turbo in the bin chicken.]
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..........helo drivers nerves,after experiencing the feeling of 1000 parts rotating at high speed waiting to...............
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.the local tarts thought that it was their night and sauntered slinkily over to the whirlybird pilots ,but soon went back to their seats after mumbling something about F#$king boys toys alright they are all..........
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need low sides so we can shoot down on the.............
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_calling ya new fangled ...........
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firebox of a passing loco, but just at the last minute she was grabbed by the ..............
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they wished they had a drover [avref] on a pole to dog under like they do in the Isa,now this drover...............
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...keep giving these kits away ,we only agreed to supply 4 kits for advertising purposes not 400 now am ,at the trade rate mate you owe us ................
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two stroke oil at Sam,s garage,now Sam was a smart cookie and he soon had a ....................
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the jabiru pilots where seen to be flying around in lost circles not knowing what to do ,,we can not land on that green stuff we need bitumen !! A load roar of applause broke out amongst the AUF crowd,finally we can get away from those plastic thingys said old Bull and have really regressed to what the AUF was intended for in the first place. Well all over the land there where people pulling grandpa,s old MX,s and scouts out of the shed pressure washed em and stole the house victa mower engine and the rag and tube market started going through the roof , whilst at the same time all the fake 200kt ultralights and jabirus where finding it hard to find buyers as the................
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.impressive model of WW airpark and Amazon wharehouse ,,the red splatter resembled.............
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Turbo and Cappy at last years simpac21
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consternation across the nation ,KISS was not impressed at all and like the the ayatollah of rock and rolla, Bull was also in shock and the crew from the blue oyster bar [bob for short]and Cappy,s other frequently visited establishment the..............
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Would be quick , blink of an eye,,My condolences to all family members of the passengers and pilots at this sad time,, 😲 -
...the shit from my pants and then realised i,m still on the ground with two 250lb bombs bouncing along beside me ,,now this made all my previous effort of cleaning out my pants a waste of time because the flow was........
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.but Bull piped up and said ,,yeah your right old turdy is very good at being "low"[avref] to the ground and the many times he was knocked to the pavement in his younger days gave him excellent insite into the intricity of pavement construction and.............
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.disaster as the pies from mysore where world renoun as the best pies in the country and to have cold mysore pies was akin to.....................
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electricity supplied by an old holden 186 driving an alternator, but as usual this was out of service ,so they had to resort to the backup pedal power set , now if you have ever seen the Turbine spies recruits you would know they are NOT in peak fitness so after the first ten minutes both CT and Turbines best spy cappy where heart attackcandidates : leaving no one to man the radio as both where passed out and................
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us having to be reminded of the subject at hand ,and that was a "crashed"230 and it was now suspected the order to continue flight operations over the 230 was to hide national secrets. Now this was something Turbo was right into and soon had.................
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BREAKING NEWS......The raid on CT,s farm produced nothing but a couple of unregistered ultralights ,but no jabiru,s and they now headed towards Cappy,s place of residence as the crashed jab was found to have been a 230 and Cappy was known to own one [according to RAA records leaked by a whistle blower]and it was seen to depart his home strip 20 minutes before the arrival of the errant 230. And now the Border force found on google earth his plane could not be seen anywhere on his strip and..........
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............... ......for the next week or so there was many many landing incidences amongst our 380 brethen as tyre after tyre punctured from slivers of fiberglass and aircraft got stuck on runways all over the world, stopping international and local traffic to zero flights as the aircraft where removed and all that attended where grounded for inspections before they could be returned to service costing millions,this caused an international furore and a task force was established to find and procecute the errant jab pilot. Now Border force was forced to get involved and they where soon seen to be readying for a raid on CT,s farm for some reason ?Well ,now thats one for the books said..............
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crashed jabiru,,and leaped out of the little machine to a ..................................
