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  1. But don,t you miss the scream of an OS46 in a power dive to a low pass ??? 😎
  2. whats his name.....
  3. clean up his mess.. ..Well as you could gather the NES is sort of back to the original intent ,A story with no ending that flows with the words,changing characters and dramas and never ending storyline changes.. A bit like after Turdo cleaned up his mess [had got really quick at it now] he was elected to...
  4. ..an old motel in Yarrawonga or somewhere that was famously burnt to the ground during one of junior Turbo childhood escapades. [ This incident is recorded in one of the very early pages of the NES when he was test running his F16 that he got on ebay] that is owned by his family and is now growing in popularity as "THE" place to go {if you know what i mean} So after the alcahol started flowing Turbo started relating some of the adventures he had at that motel ,and about the time he and a couple of.........
  5. was everlasting until one of those T72,s had been stolen by OT [CT,s brother] and he was last seen heading towards Canberra muttering something about Raa and it,s payback time! Now old Putin had not read the whole NES and was not familiar with our famous member OT and said,,,,now thats a turn up for the books ah,camberra commies copping some grief might have to take over australia next.... [This is supposedly OT stealing the tank but unverified]
  6. ..dyslesic monopoly where everyone started as millionares and the winner was the first to go broke.......[beaten to the punch again by the master turd ,,,my apologies to all.....
  7. he had hidden his golf clubs to go with his balls. After collecting his clubs he proceeded to..........
  8. This caused some serious consternation amongst the left in Australia as the depiction of violence and harm depicted as a greeting for a religious holiday was breaking the bounderies of conduct in the NES and some thought should be put towards sanctions against this member :skipper: was being called for amongst the fringe members of the NES [you know those that never contribute to the story ] ...Now .................
  9. and these flight paths from the cold war where somehow sent out in the digital sport pilot mag and was causeing all sorts of grief at those in power at RAA as errant members where somehow ending up as new drones for Ukraine albeit piloted versions with low penetrating power. Penetrating power! said OT ,why i heard that turdo has the ................
  10. Yeah the bloody things always spew the contents all over the place when you open them. Now these new fangled..............
  11. .and this brought out the team from channel 7 ,s and Cappy[event organiser] was soon surrounded by camera men and had a microphone shoved in his face as .................
  12. Going on all your posting about members and rings etc ,,,hmmmmmm room for concern there maybe?.......
  13. was immedietly pounced on by Turbine industries trained killer attack dogs from the local pound,[documentery of the event starring Turbines finest stray attack dog] ???Trained by.........................
  14. and stubby shorts and thongs on at the time! Now this created a pretty picture when he landed just after . Holy toledo turdman that must have hurt?......
  15. realised he was making more coin walking around the church every sunday carrying the donation tray..This is awesome he said ,i,m gunna organise a team of infiltraters to enter churches all over Australia and do the collections,,,should work ok until the churches close from no maintenance ah said Tommo. Well thats not a .......................
  16. had a terminal velocity of 80kts straight down ,cause the drag was so bad,,,,,,, and it would not have the same result soooo, he decided to ..............
  17. toxic substance alert that went out soon after. Now this caused extreme .......
  18. when to hit the chute,as all these latte drinking crew had twice as many takeoffs as landings in the logbooks and would NEVER fly an aircraft without a parachute system[that costs more than the aircraft] to compensate for thier lack of flying skills. Oh i don,t know about that ,said Cappy did you see the.......
  19. becoming a member of the ................
  20. extramarital relations that ...
  21. gold to sell to the ...................
  22. .....start it, he fell out of bed and hurt his elbow. But salvation was at hand as the latest reports coming in are that a lone ww2 era Japanese fighter had decimated a whole battalion of 24 helicopters and shot down 4 migs and had landed to refuel . Our reporters on the ground can not get close enough to identify the pilot or his aircraft but it is believed to be a zero [this is a photo taken of the the spook of Ukraine,s fighter . ps, The pilot is believed to be the only character of the fictional NES that has starred in many many post without actually holding a real profile of the NES ? is that even legal?? ....................Well Bloody hell said Turdboy ,just what i need now old................
  23. Never have used Bass straight Turdbuy steel to make steakknives, and was so irate that his hero that he had [Cappy getting his membership tattoo] loved and copied since the day he poured metho down the ants nest, could be so missunderstood,that he............... [
  24. where suddenly coming to the realiseation that they had been conned by Turdby steak knives and the cheap steal he had used was from all the wrecks on the sand islands of Bass Straight, and was rusting before being sold. Well the furor was so loud that.................
  25. ....had just finished the Turbine rip off class for nigerians of 2022 and sent them all out to ring you. Now one of cappys latest recruits has come under the watchfull eyes of this mob who are a real pain in the arse for Turbine Nigerian Scams Inc. Now the scam success rate has fallen below 75% and the CEO of Turbine Nigerian Scams inc has now initiated a......................
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