.and this brought out the team from channel 7 ,s and Cappy[event organiser] was soon surrounded by camera men and had a microphone shoved in his face as .................
was immedietly pounced on by Turbine industries trained killer attack dogs from the local pound,[documentery of the event starring Turbines finest stray attack dog] ???Trained by.........................
and stubby shorts and thongs on at the time! Now this created a pretty picture when he landed just after . Holy toledo turdman that must have hurt?......
realised he was making more coin walking around the church every sunday carrying the donation tray..This is awesome he said ,i,m gunna organise a team of infiltraters to enter churches all over Australia and do the collections,,,should work ok until the churches close from no maintenance ah said Tommo. Well thats not a .......................
had a terminal velocity of 80kts straight down ,cause the drag was so bad,,,,,,, and it would not have the same result soooo, he decided to ..............
when to hit the chute,as all these latte drinking crew had twice as many takeoffs as landings in the logbooks and would NEVER fly an aircraft without a parachute system[that costs more than the aircraft] to compensate for thier lack of flying skills. Oh i don,t know about that ,said Cappy did you see the.......
.....start it, he fell out of bed and hurt his elbow. But salvation was at hand as the latest reports coming in are that a lone ww2 era Japanese fighter had decimated a whole battalion of 24 helicopters and shot down 4 migs and had landed to refuel . Our reporters on the ground can not get close enough to identify the pilot or his aircraft but it is believed to be a zero [this is a photo taken of the the spook of Ukraine,s fighter . ps, The pilot is believed to be the only character of the fictional NES that has starred in many many post without actually holding a real profile of the NES ? is that even legal??
....................Well Bloody hell said Turdboy ,just what i need now old................
Never have used Bass straight Turdbuy steel to make steakknives, and was so irate that his hero that he had [Cappy getting his membership tattoo] loved and copied since the day he poured metho down the ants nest, could be so missunderstood,that he............... [
where suddenly coming to the realiseation that they had been conned by Turdby steak knives and the cheap steal he had used was from all the wrecks on the sand islands of Bass Straight, and was rusting before being sold. Well the furor was so loud that.................
....had just finished the Turbine rip off class for nigerians of 2022 and sent them all out to ring you. Now one of cappys latest recruits has come under the watchfull eyes of this mob who are a real pain in the arse for Turbine Nigerian Scams Inc. Now the scam success rate has fallen below 75% and the CEO of Turbine Nigerian Scams inc has now initiated a......................
Now we must give Cappy some sympathy and leeway for his shift key comments as He and ALL of the other NES contributors including the SRA Bull know that Bulls old Laptop went to the graveyard of 40fathoms deep and Bull has had his "new"satellite laptop for over 5 years now............it is the early onset of old man desease with the memory thing i think not sure maybe.......
Now now Cappy ,do you not want to bring the snooker room into disrepute as this would be violating the contracted agreement between you and the snooker room that you signed back in 1977,, Which state that any member that brings disrepute shall be expelled and a permanent entry ban is now in place....signed:Bull,,,[snooker room administrater]
.SORRY TO INTERRUPT: ....NES,BREAKING NEWS...:Reports are coming out from small towns all over Australia that a "flyfree"CONVOY of aircraft are assembling to fly from Darwin via Qld and NSW to Tasmania and are planning apon having one aircraft each to "breakdown" on the active strip with standby breakdowns to cover the other runways on every major Airfield in Australia [ps The ramp towing contractors and bulldozer operators have all stood in solidarity with the grass roots aviators and are condemning the actions taken against the brotherhood of aviation and the fuellys are there too] Now Casa officials are finding that suddenly a whole lot of :aircraft are having breakdowns on the active runways and these range up from thrusters to Airbuses....:End News Flash: Now back to the story.......before any of this could occur the new MAJOR country wide EMMERGENCY of these grass roots flyer convoy thing must be dealt with as Marky mark could not get his mig 19,s [brought cheap from his biggest partner] off the runways to back up his line because of all the FOD on the runways from exploding rotaxes and the odd turbine. I know how we can fix this said OT we can..............
completly forgotten by now so a new direction became lore....this was proclaimed by Ratty early today at the "new Direction "services and..................
but this did not work, so instead quickly imported some white Australian cockatoo,s and this worked for a while until the cockatoos started.............