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  1. Sorry about that ,and yes out of place ,,sorry all ....just stupid
  2. Sorry if i offended anybody ,but i,m so sick of others trying to push their own agenda on me,,,I dont care what you stand for i do not wanna know ok each to their own....let live and fly,be it over Fraser Island or K'gari. Whatever floats your boat ,, ,,Now back to the story of a plane crash on Fraser Island. I really hope crayonbox is gunna be ok with not too many leg issues. I can only wish him the best and hope for a speedy recovery .
  3. .a danger to society and must be put in victoria for ever ,,,,FLAARK that said Bull you,ll never take me alive ,as he dashed for the trusty Jackaroo and pulled the starter cord over and over again until a sound was heard ,,,But not the sound of his trusty rotax ring a ding ring, but a loud "snap" and he fell arse over tit with the handle still in his hand and a short piece of starter cord!! Oh s%&tt now what ,thought Bull but in a flash of insperation he.................. [The frustration was something like this bloke lol]
  4. .his advice about stopping was in the literal sence ,but as they say ,,,,there is no getting the stupid out of stupid people ah......now this upset Mavis who..............
  5. Is to me and will always remain Frazer Island...............................................
  6. .something similar to this,https://alpoma.medium.com/landing-with-cables-the-systems-of-blériot-brodie-and-reitsch-114009ce036e [very scetchy] said Bull ,who was the technical adviser to Turbine arrestor system [not really an arrestor wire ,more like a cable snatch but i wander again,,, back to the story] It is a sure fire system to help save lives,[bit like lockdowns] and keep you.............
  7. Pretty ugly ah?
  8. And this one?
  9. https://www.google.com/search?q=Bellanca+28-90_RQ&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjZt9aOg5rzAhXadn0KHdNQAHIQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1366&bih=625&dpr=1#imgrc=9HelPKFyyG85VM
  10. wondering WTF was going on !!! ..and decided to just ignore the part time partners and go on with the story.......Now Cappy woke up from his part nightmare and realised that it was not the d9 that he saved bull in but a humble little 447 rotax and ignoring the wordsmiths here he embraced another money making scheme with the .................
  11. He remembered he had left the kettle on back at Wreckflying headquarters,[that old brick shed way over in the corner of Pt Cook airfield in pricktoristan] and proceeded to return to WFHPC for a nice cup of tea but the wind had got up and the jackaroo was tossed until Turdo came out in some scary yellow machine and guided the way in for Bull and all was...............
  12. .much more appealing body odour, something akin to..............
  13. .of an ancient custom of the Wherthefluckarewe....tribe pigmies from the long grass areas of New Guinea , By nessecity ,being so short they had developed a beat by which to jump up to with the exact same high tempos as Cappys rendition. They did this to be able to navigate and was widely believed to have developed the telescope using cracked zero windscreens[avref] and bamboo! Thats not true said Cappy,,, I have shared genes with my PNG cousin who is a member of the WTFAW tribe and passed it on to me ,,true story [here,s my cousin in the long grass]why i reckon i,m............... .........
  14. being vaccinated,,,,now did,nt that cause a fuss NES chambers looked like a hen house with feathers flying [avref] as all its members looked for an exit from this madness brought on by none other then the Chairman himself Old Dan boy...the chambers quickly emptied [ escaping NES members led by none other then OT himself]and soon only ratty and turbs was left , me i,m still trying to start that bloody jackaroo!!but i,ll hang around to find out what ratty intends to do about it................
  15. Coffee and snags flyins everywhere [avref] as people turn to the dark side the effect is being felt all .....
  16. .could do with all those nice new flouro gear ,as it gets pretty dark on the apple isle sometimes ,said Bull ,and the bodies will really perk up the crayfish industry. Sign me up Turdo said sounds like the crays are a good investment but we will have to get Dan old mate nto talkto Xi about removing the trade restrictions. That wont work said OT we will have to.......................................
  17. .we can make Qweenswend look really silly ah ,,,said Chairman Dan, anyhow turdo me old mate ,wanna come for a trade [wink wink ] trip to china next month ? We could.........
  18. [Turbo ready for work] .and slowly drew a breath, the redness in his face was a dead set clue to his lying and...............
  19. .said you would take care of the bill and as we have already done priliminary scans and drawings our charge is already into the millions....... ..Will you be writing the cheque asked Turdo ,who has a very wary attitude to checks because of what cappy did to him last winter ,but we digest,,So at present rates you owe me $40 000000 to date and then there is the outsourced files and such which is an adminstering charge of $ 12000000, So you owe me $52000000 today ,,and could you make that out to cash i,ve got a cash flow problem at the moment.and rates are set to rise soon so you had better lockin a contract today ah old mate? Dan turned to Turdo and ...............
  20. after some reflection did Bull come up with Ali Bombers Delivery united limited ,[ABDUL] and thought this should open up the middle east market . I,m not sure thats gunna work said ........
  21. well,,,who,s bright idea was that ! he said at the shareholders meeting of the IORSS...We will have to go back to hiring those pakistanies again !! Hey OT do you still have Abdul-Ali ,s phone number? We need to........ [Abdul-Ali,Cappy,s best driver last year]What,s left after he had a bad landing.
  22. .he had scrapped all requirements to be able to actually fly a plane and instructors where instructed to start getting geared up for the flood of Indian students who promptly after graduation would never go near a plane or india again and would disappear into the aussie culture and would have a cool chick magnet thingy [you know flash pilots licence ] to use at nightclubs after the taxi shift of course.....Now all this did not sit well with Cappy as he had..........
  23. ...............things would never be the same again [bit like covid] as Ahlox invited his rello over to be minister of aviation and the new minister for aviation Mr..Ahlox Ramsamy, [a distant rello of our beloved Ahlox] Started a whole new rash of rules and regulation change. My god said Turdo,these changes will totally change the structure of.............. [His way forward for aviation ]
  24. .to the fledgling pilots to get lined up for their first lesson and...........
  25. only be disappointed to find that the CFI,s was none other then..............
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