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.....layed on her/him/it/whatever..... , one of his best Bone rissole perfected [Mavis} kisses and proceeded to................
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.pushing the envelope [avref] into an unknown realm that...............
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.of these beltings soon had a que of degenerates all dressed in tight black leather outfits, [even Turdy could be seen down the back wearing an old outfit from the blue oyster days] all waiting for a "nice " belting [some even sticking their arses up in the air instead of a limp wrist.This caused a ............
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.about the benefits of "catjuice" Emanuels sisters cousin explained that since she had been using "catjuice" her cancers had retreated but,her are getting bigger and................. my....................
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.....with the task, now after 150000 cats he had enough "catjuice" to power a......
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.......much more thought when deciding what to wear! Now it being so long since Ahlocks graced the pages again the NES was somewhat ................
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.............and he smashed into them with abandon ! ...This soon had a small crowd of protestors protesting for the preservation of the yellow cones society {POTYCS] ....they where aghast at turdo,s treatment of the poor inanimate yellow cones! ........[he had murdered a few earlier in the day trying to demonstrate his handbrake turns] an egg splatterred on Turdo,s windscreen and suddenly a...........
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many countries but,,,,was ironically made into a cartoon about Ratty,s adventures up the Khyber Pass [under an alias of course....] Now this........
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.................from one miss truth to another throughout the entire 4 and a half hours of diatribe he unloaded apon them!! So that is why the " Ratty and Turbo up the Kyber " Written by this fine young lady was soon banned in...................
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NB....And as the rat knows well old Bull never ever had a short period without the female attention! So the Homophobic insinuations will have to cease! Beware because there is much much more interesting NES history that certainly poses question on which side of the fence old Turdy and the Captain may have "allegedly" engaged in some lewd immoral conduct that might require further examination and publication!!! ................ ......these lovely greeters that Bull had organised ,and the night soon turned into...........
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.................these new fangled ipads and that strange magic from the sky "GPS",,,,and whilste Bull waas swiping and sliding and opening etc the aircraft had started to..........................
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........................and soon had such a market that Bullmarines fleet had grown exponentially within a short period of 6 months ,The fleet now consisted of 9 fully refrigerated seafood hualers,12 container ships and several rig tenders and ocean going salvage tugs. Having given up fishing , old Bull had taken on one of these fine vessels and began scouring the oceans for stricken ships ,and soon gained a reputation to rival the best.....On a dark night 340 nautical miles off the South Cape of Africa a very large container ship {Not a bulls marine vessel} They had blown a piston and was taking on water from broken cooling system pipes. ,Bull soon had the {Esmerelda} [one of his best latest ocean going salvage tugs } up to her maximum cruise speed of 23 knots and was soon on site and began to........................
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..it even had a coffee machine! [Bulls addiction to coffee was well known from all those long dark rough nights at sea].Now this drifter was the latest version powered by a ford capri v6 that Bull found in the back of a shed. The climb rate of this machine was................
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.peanut butter jar at the Australian open players snak room. Now Kad Kad island was renowned for the ferocious cats that had mutated after escaping from one of turdys farms. But way back in the islands past an episode so despicable had occurred that had...................
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.....someone had discovered that the gain of function research had actually been started way back in 2021 on several of the Turdine industries cat farms in Tasmania!! Now the Tasmanian Government had got involved and issued a warrant for Turdy himself. Of course this had made Turdy...............
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.shit that had caused at the blue oyster bar on Saturday night !! My god screamed OT as he ...........
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,,,,,,,,,,,,,,very large and very loose................... [By the way whilst Bull was perusing facebook and wondering why his posts where getting mucked around with he came across an old photo of Turdo and The rat at the blue oyster bar]
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............many cases of diarrhea and increase the prawn yield. Suddenly out of the blue Turdy came flying............
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.got a dose of the sh#ts as well and old Bull being the excellent fisherman that he is , noticed that the prawns where jumping out of the water eating the brown trail.....Now this gave Bull an idea so laxatives where added to the menu and soon the prawn catches where out of control . Now on top of the ballistic [avref] white bait { Bulls treated cooked prawns at market] ......catches and the tourism venture with the drifters [another avref] his cooked ready to eat Banana prawns where................
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...had been left in the sun for days....the smell was...............
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.............chief rissole maker as the Bone rissole and seafood supplier. Old Bull went so well that soon he had a fleet of cat longliners that supplied most of the Asian market in Australia ,and soon old Albo Sleazy [prime fucw#t of Australia] created a new business award and Bull was summoned to Canberra to.................................. [,now to another matter :[Quote: Cappy congratulates Bull, as his new fine vessel and his position of great responsibility obviously contains a keyboard with a caps/shift function that works. Now THAT is ImPrEsSiVe. {Captain needs to get with the times as Bll has had a caps lock for over 10 years now.....Now in his new elevated position of chief rissole maker and seafood supplier .] Bulls new apprentice rissole maker hired under the government grant to employ immigrants .....
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................heading out to sea from Queensland ,so the Hobart report was false, now Bull was seen prepping up a long line to set using all the new bait supplied by turdine cat farms . A few days later his boat was seen coming into port at Bundaberg loaded to the gills with king prawns and squid,bloody good bait said Bull. Now this did not impress the....... [Ps just to clarify old Bull has come out of retirement to go skipper a trawler in Qld and any reports of sightings in Hobart is disinformation .This is Bulls fine vessel for the next two months .
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....the truth came out about the "other" plants turdo had been growing in between his tomato's and Border force had descended upon his huge.............
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....look at turdo,s huge...............
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........this might have something to do with the construction of a migrant camp on Great keppel island,[old iwasaki had always had his eyes on it!] .that had been 3 times over.................
