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  1. An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and Gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution.

     

    When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a Very pretty female doctor.

     

    The female doctor says,"I'm going to check your Prostate today, but this new procedure is a little Different from what you are probably used to.

     

    I want you to lie on your right side,bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, '99'.

     

    The old guy obeys and says, "99".

     

    The doctor says, "Great",now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, '99".

     

    Again, the old guy says, '99'.

     

    The doctor said, “Very good”.

     

    Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees Raised slightly. I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way.

     

    Now take a deep breath and say, '99'.

     

    The old guy begins,

     

    "One....

     

    two…

     

    three…"

     

     

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  2. Also in regards to earlier posts something else to be aware of after a nice days flying if you jump in your car and have a bit of a trip to get home that will be when fatigue really gets you, after the rush and excitement.

    Don't do what the crop duster did when driving home. Saw a power pole and pulled back on the steering wheel.

     

     

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  3. I went to a local market a couple of years ago out in the country, and a young guy had rebuilt one but hand painted it, so it looked daggy. I stood there going over it for 15 minutes or so, and was too stupid to buy it for the few hundred he wanted.Naturally I realised that a couple of days after I got home and now wouldn't have a chance of finding him again, ranks with selling my Vincent for $38.00 and not buy a T Model Ford in original garaged condition for $500.00.

    Don't get Turbo to manage your Super Fund.

     

     

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