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Was told this by crew on a cruise boat who pointed to a round bridge support column and said "a worker fell in while pouring concrete & was left in there".spacesailor

Reminds me of a story my dad told me.

This man every fortnight would take his pay home and give it unopened to his wife who would then give him some money to spend. This went well for many years until one day he was sick so his wife went in to collect his pay only to find out he was paid weekly.

how they get that high ?

another day at work

No, violin surely! OOPS, meant to refer to the guitar comment.

They should string this home owner up.

Quick flight and I found it here.

Lot of foliage at one end.

Not the same nurse I once knew, obviously!

Did he touch down on the path or on the vegetation on the sides?

I made a jet engine fueled only with Beer and Pizza, but that's another story.

Sounds like you must dabbleIn foreign currency

Buck was Franc that he had a Yen to have Dinar with Pula followed by a Dram of whisky but Marka and Kuna arrived with a carton of Krona. The next morning he woke with a Real Pounding headache. I should Taka my Lev now.

Pass a buck.

Going through the change of life.

He's tried before... Same result... Maybe next time get some sponsorship from red bull

He thought it was such a bang up idea.

.Bloody University studies .. like the recent one that found the chances of a drunk woman wanting to have sex is higher than a sober one, gee, didn't know that

Menopause, natures birth control.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TFmz46Ez9I

Travel Tip: Never order K9 in an Asian Restaurant.

Earlier this year, a group of bikers were riding out when they saw a girl about to jump off the Humber Bridge . So they stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the Policeman who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?" She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked ..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the Policeman, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.

After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?'

The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'

Quiet everybody, I think we are being bugged.

Should that not read "Pwincess Kate exfoliates spowe"