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Posts posted by PA.
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Autocad and save as a jpg.
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No, the person who died is the woman who published Obama Barracks birth certificate. Conspiracy theory anyone?
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Mt Beauty?
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On your birthday?
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Because someone else had already taken the Nurses uniform.Why on earth would you dress up like a doctor to visit the doc... ohhhhhhhhhhh.- 3
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Like this Keith?
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I think the bird has actually landed and caught whatever was walking on the snow.
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On the restaurant theme.
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?' The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!
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You are only as old as the woman you feel.
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Now we see it.
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Isn't every small plane a Cessna to the media?
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Could have, would have, should have. Pack a bag and off you fly Bruce.
I want to do it too.
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I just had this mental image of his bench taking off through his workshop door when he fires it up.By the way Bruce, how's the jet engine project coming along? A few of us a keen to at least see a test firing on the bench.- 1
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KROWS, so that's where they fly.
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The Treasurer does the Treasurer job, the Secretary does the Secretary job. I don't tell them to do anything, they just do what the position requires, which is what I do as President.SSo, what you're saying is, you told them their job and they did it, .... my point exactlyWorst type of President is one who tries to do everything them self and does not let the office bearers do the job they accepted.
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not to mention a great 2014 folks.Would everyone have been equally happy if there had been no consultation?Happy Boxing day and a great 2013. -
The correct answer is, "Just one for the pilot."Taking my wife for her first ride, asks "Where's the parachute"......."What do you mean there's no parachute?"..........."There's a parachute in every plane, isn't there?"- 2
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I have been President of my motorcycle club for 10 years, I find it's best to let the office bearers do their job without me bossing them around. The Secretary and Treasurer and most of the committee are the same guys for the complete period. Give someone a job, let them do it and then thank them for their effort. It works for me.
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I have been told that 98 octane will reduce in its Octane rating quicker than 95 octane. If you are not using the fuel quickly then 95 octane may actually give you better performance after a month. I use 95 and 98 in my motorbike but I don't use 98 when it will need to be stored for awhile. If I have 98 in the can after awhile I will just put it in the car to burn it off.
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To stop the stickers lifting around rivets etc have the pattern cut in reverse. Put the outlined computer cut sticker on then paint the pattern on. Once done remove the sticker and you have painted design that wont come off.
Being on the third floor you could always fly it out.
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Studies show that 48% of women have used vibrators. The other 52% have brand new ones.
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Ashes to Ashes
in Aviation Laughter
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Q. What do you get if you cross the English cricket team with an OXO cube?
A. A laughing stock.
Q What is the height of optimism?
A: English batsman putting on sunscreen.
Q. What is the difference between an English batsman and a Formula 1 car at high speed?
A. Nothing! If you blink you will miss them both.
Q. What do English batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.
Q. What does an English batsman who is playing in The Ashes have in common with Michael Jackson?
A.They both wore gloves for no apparent reason.
Q. What is the difference between Cinderella and the Pommy cricket team?
A. Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.
Q. What's the difference between the Pommy cricket team and a funeral director?
A. A funeral director isn't going to lose the ashes.