Cloudsuck, thanks for the pills mate. I couldn't understand your directions so I figured if one was good, two would be better so I took all three. Anyway, I was coming back from Hong Kong when there was this big bang, like an oxygen bottle exploding. I had been upgraded from cattle class to business class so was sitting just back from the cockpit. Smoke filled the compartment, the oxygen masks came down and the plane depressurised. As you could imagine there was pandemonium. Well the smoke cleared a little and I saw that the cockpit door had blown open and the crew were slumped all over the place. I managed to get forward, pull the captain to one side and get into the command seat. I tried to make a mayday call but the radios were damaged. Fighting to remain conscious I brought the plane down to about 15,000'. I must have fought for the best part of an hour to keep the plane in the air but eventually I just had to ditch. The plane broke up but miraculously the cockpit remained out of the water wedged on a reef only about 30 metres from this tropical island. Well I thought I was the only survivor but just as I was about to leave the aircraft I heard this moan coming from the first class area above. I struggled through the wreckage and there was .... .
Cloudsuck, send more pills quick!!
PS. Ian, can I claim the hour in the log even though I pranged the plane? i_dunno