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In the days before Wagga Wagga became a bespoke, woke, effeminate shadow of the real Riverina era, the 4 Cs as they called themselves would walk the streets with their sawn offs bulging their dacks.
None of them had terribly good memories, so they walked with their legs apart, just in case they'd forgotten to put the safetys on.
Most Waggans gave them a wide berth, but there is always someone who wants to put his finger in a saw to see what would happen and Alastair McCracken, a Palestinian refugee.
Cappy's hand flashed down to pull out the sawn off, but he'd grabbed the wrong one and ............