turboplanner
-
Posts
23,712 -
Joined
-
Last visited
-
Days Won
152
Content Type
Profiles
Forums
Gallery
Downloads
Blogs
Events
Store
Aircraft
Resources
Tutorials
Articles
Classifieds
Movies
Books
Community Map
Quizzes
Videos Directory
Everything posted by turboplanner
-
.....and that was all she could remember; Turbo was a knock out. That night she told the story to the other Chefs. The dinners were running 30 minutes behind all night, and the RSL patrons started asking questions. The evening finished up with all the patrons sitting in the kitchen with free beers and saying "Tell us again Joy" Then Joy posted her story on Instagram and it went viral; Everyone wanted Joy Flights and for a time filled the Flying schools looking for Trial and Instructional Flights, but the rush fell off as they realised that none of the operators performed to expectations. Turbo was world famous, and this was the start of his business adventures. Once he was invited to Mar a Lago and a woman in the street pointed to the lawn area and asked "Who's that blonde guy over there?" Her friend replied "I don't know and then with that secret look that women get "but that's Turbo beside him." Cappy, who fancied himself as a charmer, was miffed although he hid it well and .....
-
Would one of you experts like to post the Bernoulli Theorem?
-
.....excitement. The next 30 seconds were a blur........
-
Angel Flight - Lottery to win Cirrus G6 SR22
turboplanner replied to SGM's topic in AUS/NZ General Discussion
...but first read the OP. -
....that the RSL Ladies were constantly pestering him for Joy flights in his brand new Sportair. It was a twin sitting there on the Bowen Aerodrome next to bull's Sportair. Not many people know that Joy flights were named after Joy, the night Chef at the RSL. Turbo had taken her up for a spin and the altimeter was showing 5,300' when Joy............ The problem was that Joy seemed to be interested in flying so Turbo had bought a VHF radio for her to listen to them while she cooked. The problem was she never turned it off and on this day the afternoon RSL patrons put down their beers to a loud SSSSHHHH coming from the kitchen and rushed over to hear what at first was the sweet sound of the Sportair, but was clearly overlaid with other noises.
-
......gait.........
-
Good summary. The success of a magazine is proportionate to its advertising income. RAA members have opted for charging members an additional subscription as well.
-
down? That one looks like it's flying. If it went onto do damage on Russia that's been happening for quite some time with a lot of success.
-
....meal if you are stuck out in the desert without food. Only problem is if go into the desert and get down to less than a weeks food, you're also dumb enough not to carry three types of firelighters to cook the camel. After you.ve eaten the camel there may be .......
-
".......give them all a tickle with the iron and tell them Jesus loves them and......"
-
.....machette swingers who mainly slashed women and children were focused now. Cappy shouted that famous order conceived at the Battle of Waterloo and the WF group moved from the Defence Perimeter into a Box Formation, trapping the skinny scoundrels. There was no need for him to give the order "Wait till you see the whites of their eyes" because every two eyes inside the Box where glowing white. Four of them made a rush for an Audi, but OT, as he'd had to do many times with the Natives of WA, put his foot out and tripped three of them, and bull, who had been a gun Ringer in outback Qld roped the other and made an example of him. They didn't test Khyber Copmmand again, and ........
-
....whiff of BBs breaking six arms and taking the nose off a particulartly tall one who....
-
......hero in taking out six tall and skinny people in a northern shopping centre who were armed with machetes and had been chopping up babies andany other tall and skinny people who might have been shopping. There was blood all over the shopping centre but CT just waded in with the 12 gauge U/O loaded with No 9 "marked for life but not killed". The cops appreciated this because there was less paperwork and when the called on the home and the parents said their "child was busy with his/her bible studies", the red pellet holes told. otherwise. He was disappointed that he only received a printed certificate and not a gold medal but Premier Jacinta apologised and said she had no money like our mothers used to do. It wasn't over the gangs didn't like being messed with and a week later a convoy of stolen Audis, BMWs, Benzs and Imprezas headed towards DG, and .......
-
........genuine block of salt because in the past CT had only fed them rabbit meal and the fluff ..............
-
Left leg muscle was needed to support her and she fell onto .............
-
......whistled as people on the land do to emphasise a command (a bit like the Queensland "ay"). The cattle took no notice and after a few days ...........
-
You can bet someone will pull the "discriminating" button sooner or later.
-
.......40 years!" and he asked four Israelites to hold one up so he could read it to the gathered people. Astute NES readers may be thinking that if he needed four Israelites to hold one tablet, how could he have been strong enough to carry all the tablets down the mountainside. The answer came at the very end of the long "Thous (These day we say youse) shall not be like Captain Cook VIII" tablet where the carvings said "Brought to you by Isaac Turbine's Strength holy water." Modesty prevents us from saying what Cappy had been up to, but it was bad and he was close to being turned into a pillar of salt on the spot. His GF got it instead. Cappy was ........
-
..........and in his case it was 40 days and 40 nights because when it comes to sinners, no one does it like Cappy. Why even .....
-
Looks like Andy in his excitement has had a double shot.
-
.......cut the duct, because Cappy was the "enhanced duct stimulator", a natural choice due to he vast experience. When the duct tape was cut, Turbo was going to have to make a very fast grab to avoid Cappy falling off into space. Cappy knew this and started to make a string of confessions.......
-
.....into things like Search and Rescue, Fighter Attack and the Chippies put one on for California Highway Patrol work between Sand Diego and San Ysidro but they were too fast for the Chevies and sometimes skidded into Mexico by mistake. On the Websites several people suggested they would be good mustering. There was even ........
-
There is an official CASA announcement with details?
-
....achieved; 63 metres of flight!" However, Turbo, having done the research knew that Moas did fly despite what the paleontologists said. We can tell you why on the NES only if you promise not to tell anyone because it's a military secret. The MOA had two small ducts like bile ducts and these were filled with encabulator fluid. The Moa would run flat out and when he'd reached top speed, he'd give the ducts a squeeze and he became lighter than air and could dance across the sky; The Aborigines called them Muggas. It was when an Egyptian scientist was dissecting a petrified Moa that a quick call was made to Turbo, the encabulator ducts were cloned and the rest is history, particularly for the recreational flying industry where Drifters fitted with encabulators could reach ........
-
I suspect you're cobbling up some imaginary scenario there. If a person and aircraft are compliant today they are flying on the same training standard and compliance status as anyone else so there would be no reason to head to any particular Self Administering Aviation body. On the other had if RAA were to do what Bird Dog's statement is implying, and there were differences from PPL, CPl etc. and the incidenmt was caused by those differences then yes, CASA would need to investigate. CASA, having authorised a change to the self administering RAA would incur legal liability.
