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  1. 1 hour ago, Thruster88 said:

    This thread has made me commence planning for operation fly kilo hotel alpha around Australia. A quick plan shows about 50 hours flying. Step one, obtain bs asic card. Refresh controlled airspace. After planting may 2021 launch.  

    Thruster,

    dont wait, do it as soon as you can. Life is too short 

    Cheers

    Bryon

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  2. I did mine a couple of years ago as well

    Flew a Mk9 Spitfire dual control out of Biggin Hill along the South Downs to Thames Valley

    Flew over Sheppey and Dartmouth then returned to Biggin Hill doing THREE victory rolls along the way

    I now have officially 20 mins of Spitfire flight in my logbook

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  3. ....gender divide (NTTIAWWT). Alli (AKA Gerard) had made a living performing as Geraldine in the various rissoles around Wagga area for years. The only person who knew his real identity was Cappy who made a living as his PIMP (Personal Image Management Professional) or as others called him, the old pro. Cappy had no idea of the latent religious leanings of his client, but when he found out about Alli, he............

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  4. "......spell twelve words before breakfast and before I had to start picking XXXXXXXoranges for the next 14 hours.

    "I really loved that life; sand in your shoes, thorns from the orange trees, red back spider nests, and a shower of brown Murray Water in the outside shower at the end of the day."

    "Yes" said Salty, "but then.............."

    ........we did have those loverly pampers grass stalks to tickle your...........

  5. Correct me if I am wrong, but I am sure that as soon as you are found to be COV19 positive, you have to be quarantined until you get TWO consecutive negative results

    If that is the case, the only people who should be out and about are people who have tested negative, so what use is it?

    I am getting cynical in my old age and can only see this as a tracking device.

    Also, the information is held by Amazon, and AFAIK, they have been known to sell personal information

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  6. .....mixed results, as Cappy had used the paw-paw nectar as a cunning hiding place for his cache of cannabis oil

    What started out as a friendly competition to see who could seduce the ladies the quickest descended into a.............

  7. Cappy knows that pictures of Brine in a state of undress (as shown above) will excite Mavis and the rest of the ladies from the various Rissoles.

    This is a deliberate ploy to divert the attention from his nefarious activities (and gives the girls a thrill)

    Meanwhile, Turdbro is still reading post 12,228 and formulating a cunning plan to bring Cappy undone

  8. .......find a solicitor (legalavref Kaz note) who is willing to accept donations in brown paper bags(turdref) to undertake a comprehensive research of the legislative requirements for a complete whitewash of the toothpaste requirements to give the Watsonia Rissole a negative test for the Encabulator virus. This was in response to .........

     

    Please note that at this point, Brine has been only released from quarantine for 2 days and his mind has gone feral

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  9. ....Gusto.

    Now Gusto comes from a neighbouring Rissole and was only visiting when she got caught up in the melee.

    Never before had she seen a man shy away from a bunch of good looking women who wanted to use his body (except for when Bone had started to bat for the other team ((NTTIAWWT)) and with her false teeth in her purse, she was determined to............

  10. ..........an offer to use the old ancient homeopathy remedy of "kissing them better"

    This upset the ladies of the Gumly Gumly Rissole who immediately went on strike and threatened to withdraw all services for their husbands, friends and casual acquaintances (Turdyref)

    "Why should she have all the fun" they wailed, "We only want.......

  11. ....no doubt ask Cappy to be a consultant given the amount of time he has been confined to hospital.

    Here it should be mentioned that Cappy was only confined due to his frequent visits to the sperm donor clinic where he indulged in some rather vigorous.......

  12. Now now, leave Mavis out of this as she had nothing to do with the alleged orgy at the BoB (erky perky)

    She was an innocent party

    It was the participants (some well known contributors to the NES) who used various condiments to spice up the action and.......

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