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I was in Woolies buying a bag of dog food. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog.


I said, "No. I'm on the dog food diet again."


She asked, "How does that work?"


"Well, I put a handful in each pocket when I go for a walk, and nibble a couple of bits when I feel hungry. It's a balanced diet, so I know it's good for me. Only problem is, I ended up in hospital."


"What happened? Did it make you sick?"


"No. I stepped off the kerb to smell an Irish setter's butt and got hit by a car!"


The guy in line behind her nearly had a heart attack, and now I'm banned from Woolies.


Don't ask a pensioner dumb questions. They've got all the time in the world to think up smart answers.



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I knew someone would try!!


Damn, I thought this was a "Recipes" thread.



1 dachshund


1 large bread roll


Mayo, sauce, mustard as required







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