red750 Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 I was in Woolies buying a bag of dog food. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog. I said, "No. I'm on the dog food diet again." She asked, "How does that work?" "Well, I put a handful in each pocket when I go for a walk, and nibble a couple of bits when I feel hungry. It's a balanced diet, so I know it's good for me. Only problem is, I ended up in hospital." "What happened? Did it make you sick?" "No. I stepped off the kerb to smell an Irish setter's butt and got hit by a car!" The guy in line behind her nearly had a heart attack, and now I'm banned from Woolies. Don't ask a pensioner dumb questions. They've got all the time in the world to think up smart answers. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 That happened to a mate of mine too. He was halfway across the road when he sat down to lick his balls... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Damn, I thought this was a "Recipes" thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmick Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 That happened to a mate of mine too. He was halfway across the road when he sat down to lick his balls... Can't reach 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Can't reach I knew someone would try!! Damn, I thought this was a "Recipes" thread. Ingredients: 1 dachshund 1 large bread roll Mayo, sauce, mustard as required Method: Combine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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