Phil Perry Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 A wise person once said: 1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes. 2. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS. 3. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Fosters, Victoria Bitter, XXXX & Crown Lager. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available. AND 4. I have not actually verified this on Google or Wiki, but it sounds legit. > > > > A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight, live a lot longer than the men who happen to mention it. > 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 I can't fault the logic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 They say "Dingo ugly" is when you chew your arm off rather than wake them in the morning. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted April 12, 2015 Author Share Posted April 12, 2015 They say "Dingo ugly" is when you chew your arm off rather than wake them in the morning. Nev I don't think we have a natty descriptor phrase in the UK for that described vivble condition Nev,. . . But My Mother said that when the Midwife saw ME,. . .she slapped Mother instead. . . . I started to realise something must be wrong, when it was evident that I was being fed using a catapult . . . . 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayavner Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 I don't think we have a natty descriptor phrase in the UK for that described vivble condition Nev,. . .But My Mother said that when the Midwife saw ME,. . .she slapped Mother instead. . . . I started to realise something must be wrong, when it was evident that I was being fed using a catapult . . . . "The dingo won't eat my baybay!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted April 12, 2015 Author Share Posted April 12, 2015 "The dingo won't eat my baybay!!" OOOOH Adam,. . . .that's an 'orrible thing to say. . . .mind you,. . .my cheese & Kisses reckons that they definitely killed that baby, . . .otherwise, why did police forensics find baby blood up under the dash of a car on the site, ??. . . .really weird case that was,. . .I think the dingo was innocent,. . .( did it get the death penalty I wonder. . . ? ) Phil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 It wasn't blood. It was something to do with rust preventative treatment. Nev 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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