To Buy or Lease

[skeptic36]

Buy versus Lease Analysis

 

Buy

 

The math on the Paul McCartney - Heather Mills divorce is as follows: After 5 years of marriage,he paid her $49 million. Assuming he shared sex every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him $26,849 per occurrence. This is Heather.

 

 

 

 

 

Lease

 

On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker, Kristen, an absolute stunner, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything! This is Kristen.

 

 

 

 

 

Had McCartney 'employed' Kristen, he would have paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a $41.7 million savings).

 

Additional leasing value-added benefits include: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, no bitching or complaining or 'honey-do' lists. Best of all, she leaves after her performance and comes back when asked. All at one-seventh the cost, and without legal fees or unflattering media exposure.

 

Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.

 

 

[Admin]

It is always better to have 2 legs to stand on as well...oops

 

 

[slartibartfast]

After Sir Paul's divorce, the press asked him if he'd ever go down on one knee again.

 

He replied, "No - and I'd prefer you called her Heather".

 

He also wrote a lyric to help with the pain:

 

I lay upon a grassy bank

 

My hands were all a quiver

 

I slowly undid her suspender belt

 

And her leg fell in the river.

 

 

[dazza 38]

I guess the old saying "If it Flys Floats or F####s rent it.Is true in this case.

 

 

[ben87r]

does that mean i get to get rid of the misses and get myself a 20yr old cause it makes smart businesses sense!!